"Veni, Vidi, Vici [I came, I saw, I conquered]." -Julius Caesar We at Vici strive to be the best. Alpha males and females only. Anyone who does not talk or is too shy to ask for my snapchat is not welcome in this guild. Introduction We came (xd). We saw. Now it is time for us to conquer this server with the likes of alpha which you may have never seen before. Neckbeards will be crawling in desperation, looking to escape the wrath of Vici. In reality, though, part of being alpha is being a chill bro/chick, and not giving a crap about helping each other out. No homo/hetero, but if anyone needs help, or needs to borrow some money, needs a price check, or just needs advice, we're always there (if we can trust you). We also have a frequently used Guild BBS, including but not limited to threads like: Name Threads Rank Suggestions/Ideas Threads (We change our ranks every few days for fun - Right now it's based on Subway bread) and a Soon-To-Be-Completed Price Check Provider Warding Off Losers However, if you're going to join this guild for its amazing name, or its easy price checks, we beg you to reconsider. You are joining this guild for fun. You are joining to be a real hitta, and if you're not gonna be a chill real hitta, then we don't really care and you can go join some other random guild that's been around longer than us. This guild is here for people to hang out and talk and mess around, and though we plan on doing Guild PQ among other events together in the future, those principles are what we are based on. Basically, if you're beta and don't want to talk and just want to play this video game for 14 hours a day to level up, sure, that's fine. Just don't join our guild please, and maybe try getting a boy/girlfriend (tfw no gf). About the Founders Our guild is led by a few people mainly. Though we have some members who've been with us from the start who we love (and can bench at least 350lbs), this guild was formed by three people. Kupoko - Aamir: Based in Cali's Bay Area, he's just another chill bro who joined this server to complete the dreams he never completed in gms and as a social outlet. His hobby is helping out noobs and people new to the server, since he appreciated the help he got as a lower level. He is also a virgin IRL and is willing to give out his Skype to literally anyone/ KOOH - Ryan: A professional snowboarder based in New Zealand, this guy is as alpha as it gets. A friendly starfish who means no harm, he's been climbing the ranks as a gunslinger and wants to be the best in the world, if he isn't already. His favorite thing to do in this server is dress up as animals and plants (he is a starfish today, maybe he'll be a cat tomorrow), as well as white knight new girls in this server by giving them free money, in hopes that some day he'll get laid. Kuzon - Kuzon: An IB student from New Zealand as well, this guy is just looking for a good time. Though we never gang up or do it as a group, messing around is not kick-worthy for Vici, and he abuses this rule by messing around as much as possible. His hobbies include picking flowers in his downtime and doing cardio for 10 minutes a day so he stays fit. If anyone has a problem with Kuzon or his actions, he is completely open to any 1v1 fights irl. Please contact me or him in game to schedule one. All fights are not orchestrated via Vici Inc. and all problems brought upon by Kuzon or his enemies are personal problems only. Applications If you believe you're not right for Vici, great. We don't care. We wish you luck and hope you make friends another way. If you are, please reply to this thread with this information: Your IGN Your Level Your Name (optional) Where you are from (optional) Your age (optional but please don't be 12 years old, god bless) What the farthest base you've gotten to is Your relationship status How alpha you are (on a scale of 1-10, 1-5 being beta and 5-10 being alpha) A picture of the part of your body you are most proud of (please send these directly to Kupoko if you are female, and KOOH/Kuzon if you are male) Where you were on September 11, 2001 A 69-420 word essay on the problems in the Middle East, your stance on them, why, and how your ideals can be carried out Is Barack Obama Muslim? Is Michelle Obama Zionist? Who was phone? Example: IGN: Kupoko Level: 82 Name: Aamir Location: The United States of America, god bless Age: 18 Farthest base I've gotten to: 0 My relationship status: tfw no gf How alpha I am: 4.20/10 Picture: Not safe for work. The rest: too alpha to answer Actually literally this whole thing is optional, we don't really give a crap and won't provide you with 100 word prompts in a 10 question long interview for your entrance to the guild. Just don't be beta and all will be fine. Closing Thank you for your time in reading this long thread. If you got nothing else out of it, just know Vici is confirmed the most alpha guild with the confirmed kills in history. If you 1v1 any of us, you will get rekt. If you are interested in seeing our promotional videos, please see the following links: For a guild video, see this video of ours. (sorry, the audio got removed..) For a montage of me as a hermit (who doesn't need no bishop main for funding), the person writing this post, see this video. (do not watch if you are not running on empty) We are Vici, and we are the best in the world.
Your IGN: Corrosion Your Level: 79 Your Name (optional): Ahmed Ramadan Where you are from (optional): Pakistan Your age (optional but please don't be 12 years old, god bless): 42 What the farthest base you've gotten to is: Got a homerun in kickball once Your relationship status: one with god allah How alpha you are (on a scale of 1-10, 1-5 being beta and 5-10 being alpha): 11/ omega A picture of the part of your body you are most proud of (please send these directly to Kupoko if you are female, and KOOH/Kuzon if you are male): pics sent. Where you were on September 11, 2001: ^_^ A 69-420 word essay on the problems in the Middle East, your stance on them, why, and how your ideals can be carried out: middle earth has biggr problems imo Is Barack Obama Muslim?: Is Osama Bin Laden Christian? Is Michelle Obama Zionist?: Is Michelle Obama neytanyahooooss bff? Who was phone?: What was signal?
Your IGN: Corrosion Your Level: 79 Your Name (optional): Ahmed Ramadan Where you are from (optional): Pakistan Your age (optional but please don't be 12 years old, god bless): 42 What the farthest base you've gotten to is: Got a homerun in kickball once Your relationship status: one with god allah How alpha you are (on a scale of 1-10, 1-5 being beta and 5-10 being alpha): 11/ omega A picture of the part of your body you are most proud of (please send these directly to Kupoko if you are female, and KOOH/Kuzon if you are male): pics sent. Where you were on September 11, 2001: ^_^ A 69-420 word essay on the problems in the Middle East, your stance on them, why, and how your ideals can be carried out: middle earth has biggr problems imo Is Barack Obama Muslim?: Is Osama Bin Laden Christian? Is Michelle Obama Zionist?: Is Michelle Obama neytanyahooooss bff? Who was phone?: What was signal?
Damn. You're Noobish and Dray? Damn man, you're like my mega-idol. You went so Alpha you wrapped around, bypassed Omega and landed on Psi.