Casual player frustrations

To all of you who don't have 15 mules chars to hold your mesos, Or SE, SI, HS, and HB mules. To all my peeps out there who can't scroll to save their lives and get by on monster drops, I'm calling on you to vent whatever's on your mind about being unfunded on royals.


Try to one or two line it.
I'll start:

I tried to buy the 1bil coin from Albert...but I do not have 1bil

 

I tried to npc my 20atk fs for mesos but it wont show up in npc f4

 

nobody wants to do ws/cs trades anymore. Now i got 2 full stacks of each and no items to trade for

im joking i'm not that wealthy

 

I cri evrydai 4 u

 

Random person: what's your attack range
Me: I'm not funded

 

While I'm technically funded, my bishop is high LUK, and I haven't bothered to scroll most of my gear. I just don't care, because I play Maple for the aesthetics.

I've gotten quite a few rude comments about my damage. How boring that we're all expected to be just alike.

 

I use throwing star covers because Im too poor to buy enough cilbi

 

I DO THIS TOO!!

 

I walk EVERYWHERE and ride out all the boats to save money.

 

Nobody wants to give me free TT 10/Zak helm. I'm super cheap and feel it's an achievement to make/get your own shit instead of paying for it. f3

 

Every time I whisper someone recruiting for zakum, they asked for my range. I excitedly tell them what's my range. I whispered them again.

And again. And again... and again.

And I was ignored.

 

I climb down eos tower (without eos rock scroll) to buy secret spell scroll for 10m instead of 10.8m in FM

 

I used to have 85 non-chair-gachapon chairs before chair gachapon was a thing

now everyone has my few favorite and signature chairs around. gotten by a single click at random chance.

I no longer have motivation to participate in events nor break my ass farming to obtain chairs anymore.

 

...I actually do quests while everyone is powerleveling

 

I have to hunt my own potions.

 

Confession: I've been pretending that the boat rides were nostalgic and enjoyable to cover up the fact that I'm too poor to afford fast travel tickets

 

I tell buyers to cover tax when I sell 1 fame every day.

 

I'm in this never-ending FRUSTRATING paradox ..

I need to go on Horntail to get funded ..
I need to be funded to go on Horntail ..

 

When you go to the christmas snowman fights hoping to get a red sock to make much needed money from it

 

1/ I am a noob sair but atleast im 17x, so when i pm a guy who smega for attacker for zak, he even ask what was my range! Why people so much focus on range???
2/ Another run when a BM and me unfortunately d/c when zakum just b3 and like 30-20% hp left, 3 other attackers stayed, that run dropped gen, I ask for split because I put effort in it but I was not lucky that I d/c, he(leader) said d/c = die= no split, should I bring this to a controversial discussion?