The LIAR! Game

Hey guys!

So I'm quite new around here, but already in my first day or two I've gotten a taste for the awesome community here at Maple Royals, so I thought I'd introduce this little forum game I used to play.

As you could probably tell from the title of this post, the forum game's called "The LIAR! Game. How it works is, I'll start the game by saying a statement (it can be true or false) such as:

"I went to another dimension last night."

To which the next poster responds with "LIAR!" followed by an remark (usually ludicrous or humourous) as to why they are lying. For example, following from the previous statement:

"LIAR! It's called sleep you idiot."

Once they have done that, in the same post they then write a new statement, related or unrelated to the previous statement, to which the next poster says "LIAR!" and etc. Keep in mind the statements do not have to be true or false to say "LIAR!." It's said by default, since it's the whole purpose of the game.

So let me give a full demonstration:

Poster 1:

I went to another dimension last night.​

Poster 2:

LIAR! That's called sleep you idiot

Ever since I was young, I've never really been able to colour in between the lines.

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Poster 3:

LIAR! You've been a modern artist all your life.

I wish capes would become a fashion accessory again.​

And so the game continues. I hope it all makes sense. It may seem silly at first, but it can be a lot of fun if you get creative with your "LIAR!" excuses and a lot of people participate. So, I hope you guys enjoy, and I'll start:

I can't seem to find a job.

 

LIAR! You are already a politician

I've been to outer space

 

LIAR! Your basement is just really big.

I just enjoyed a nice cold glass of milk.

 

LIAR! You hate the thought of it coming out the teats.

I enjoy long walks at the beach.

 

LIAR! You enjoy regular walks at a long beach.

It seems it's going to rain today.

 

LIAR! You must be tripping.

I love vanilla.

 

LIAR! That's not a vanilla stick but just a twig

I know every Greek myth

 

LIAR! How dare you call them myths.

I finish reading a book every month.

 

LIAR! Cosmo or seventeen don't count as books.

I love laying on my bed.

 

LIAR! You're just fat.

I am Cifer.

 

LIAR! You watched too much Bleach.

I wish I was rich.

 

LIAR! You already have a mansion and a yacht.

I wish I wasn't so short

 

LIAR! You're simply projecting your own wishes onto your maple character and their size. You're actually 6' 5''

I'm ridiculously hungry yet there is nothing to eat in my kitchen.

 

LIAR! You are always the one getting clubbed

I'm good at football (soccer for those who were thinking off the wrong kind of football)

 

LIAR!! You kick like this:


I am an undercover feathered GM whose IGN will remain undisclosed for privacy purposes.

 

LIAR! You were already fired for embezzling funds
My favorite movie is Gladiator

 

LIAR! You just watch FMA and Naruto.

I love tacos

 

LIAR! Open your eyes, it's a burrito.

I wish I had a bigger booty.

 

LIAR! You wish your boobs were bigger.

I wish girls could stop staring and my amazing abs.

 

LIAR! You wish girls could stop staring at your sub-par abs. It confuses you.

I dream of writing a book one day.