An abbreviation to evaluate godliness: CGS

forewarning: this thread could easily be spam shitpost but i'm secretly hoping it catches on
-----


Damage has and always will be a dominating factor in this game. And for as long as I've played this game, I've always evaluated a player's godliness by what cape/glove/shoe he had. The player could have perfect accessories, perfect top/bottom, or even a perfect weapon, but a mediocre glove/shoe/cape? Nahhhh, forget about it. So, I am here to formally introduce the abbreviation CGS. (Of GSC, GCS, SGC, CSG, and CGS, I think CGS sounds the smoothest.)

So, what is CGS?
It's simple. It's just cape+glove+shoe attacks. Here is a breakdown of what I've seen in Royals.

0-9 CGS: The newbies/barbaric savages/broke bois

0~25m funding (e.g. 9 att glove)
​

10-15 CGS: The plebians

25~250m funding (e.g. 3 att cape, 11 att glove, 1 att shoe)
​

16-21 CGS: The proletariat

250m~1b funding (e.g. 5 att cape, 13 att glove, 3 att shoe)
​

22-30 CGS: The white collar folks

1~5b funding (e.g. 9 att cape, 15 att glove, 6 att shoe)
​

31-36 CGS: The bourgeoisie

5~10b funding (e.g. 12 att cape, 15 att glove, 9 att shoe)
​

37-44 CGS: The bureaucrats

10~25b funding (e.g. 15 att cape, 17 att glove, 12 att shoe)
​

45-52 CGS: The noblemen

25~50b funding (e.g. 17 att cape, 21 att glove, 14 att shoe)
​

53-60 CGS: The heirs

50~100b funding (e.g. 20 att cape, 23 att gloves, 17 att shoe)
​

61-67 CGS: The kings and queens

100~250b funding (e.g. 22 att cape, 24 att gloves, 21 att shoe)
​

68-74 CGS: The demigods

250~750b funding (e.g. 25 att cape, 25 att glove, 24 att shoe)
​

75-80 CGS: The gods

750~1000b+ funding (e.g. 25 att cape, 26 att glove, 29 att shoe)
​

81+ CGS: Must cheat and/or a GM character

~free
​

Spoiler

i'm nowhere near royalty/gods so those budgets may be completely off. otherwise, i think you can reference this thread as a somewhat decent guideline

 

I guess this makes me a plebian

 

Welped I'm still here

31-36 CGS: The bourgeoisie

 

yo what sorcery is this. where did my 10-25b funding come from i dun ever recall having more than 2b mesos. pls dun ban me i swear i dun rwt

 

next we would have a forbes list

 

Seems suspicious :thinking:

 

Pokémon? Gold, Sliver and Crystal, those are my favourite!

 

How about a "special" class for players who either don't seek out wealth, or have access to indeterminate wealth by association? Like...

¿ CGS: The hippies

"hey dude how many CS do we have"​