If you're hungry, eat. Haha yeah, I learnt that one the other day aswell. c: Although I wouldn't stare at their elbow, you can stop looking at it after high five.
When your first alarm goes off and you wake up feelig wideeeeee awake...please don't tell yourself "I'm not sleepy but I still have time to rest a little longer..." You're only screwing yourself over .. ):
It's custom to tell your guests to feel yourself like at home. BUT NEXT TIME DON'T! Next thing you know they might be pooping with the bathroom door open in your house.
When you say you're going to do housework, actually do it instead of watching vine compilations. Or at the very least, get then done at a reasonable time so the hubby doesn't find out
If you need to do homework and not get distracted, pull out all the cables from your internet box, and give your phone to a sibiling to hide.
If you wake up feeling more tired than you were when you went to bed regardless of how long you slept every day for years in a row, theres a solid chance you have sleep apnea.
If you're chased by a mad murderer, never hide/run into a unfamiliar back alley, it may be a dead end. OR The killer may pop up behind you because he studied the map beforehand.
If you promise yourself not to play a game anymore, then actually stick to it and uninstall the game to avoid future irritation.
Except you always find yourself re-installing (lol). Never try to punch a creeper in Minecraft if you want to live.
