LF cute mapleroyals girlfriend

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    Hello, I am lonely and need a girlfriend on mapleroyals. So, I'm lf cute mapleroyals girlfriend, must know how to use chopsticks, must be good at omok, must know what a homo erectus is, must know how long the ice age lasted, must know about Cambrian time period, must know about the great pyramids of giza and sphinx, must be able to recite the Chinese dynasties from Shang to Qing, must be able to name at least 5 Roman emperors, must be able to write a paragraph on the function of the mitochondria, must be able to draw out very easy atomic structures, must be able to derive and integrate (basic calculus), must be able to recite the basic steps of a western blot, must be able to draw out and name amino acids, must be able to talk about the characteristics found in folic acid deficiency and vitamin b12 deficiency, must be able to tell the difference between CML and AML, must know what a eosinophil is, must be able to prepare a resume for 30 min gf interview, must be able to name common maplestory etc drops, must be able to type at least 100 wpm, must be able to play maplestory, can be boy but prefer girl, there will be a 50 question examination with short answer and multiple choice along with interview, let me know if interested uwu.
     
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    You looking for a tutor or girlfriend? lmao
     
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    i can type around 210+ wpm and name the maplestory drops, but other than that i'm -200iq.

    Will u still luv me? ~f4
     
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    I'm interested in the GF position. My current GF won't like it but if she sees how important of an opportunity this is for me, she'll understand. Will I have time to review the material? And also, will I have to bring my own snacks for the 5 minute break or will refreshments be provided?
     
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    I am looking for my dream mapleroyals girlfriend

    Okay, make sure you bring a a pencil (and a few extras) to write with.
    As for attire for the interview, business-casual should be fine.

    Sry, I only accept GFs who meet all of the points. You can apply again soon once you fulfill these basic requirements. Maybe next time ~f15

    I expect you to be able to know the material by the time you take the exam. You cannot make any mistakes in the exam as well. 1 question wrong = fail
    I will be providing tap water and expired potato chips. Thank you for the question!
     
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    I only knew 11/20 of the requirements.

    And wait wtf, I've been your girlfriend for going on 3 years now. ~f4
     
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    16/20 is this why I’m still single

    Off topic/spam/lounge pls what is this doing here
     
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    I'm rich and have big boobies. Is that ok for you?
     
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    I meet all those requirements, where can I sign up? I would also like to add to my resume that I was born in Klagenfurt, Austria.
     
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    Someone hold my beer, 8 years of college are about to pay off.

    Bout time lol
     
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    Are you still taking applications?
     
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    mmmm yea tell me bout dat t(9;22) translocation/bcr-abl fusion with your 8 years of college
     

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