Recruiting piss

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    1. guild icon.png *
    2. this is piss guild piss is a good guild that people should want to be in because its good:
    3. here are some facts about this guild:
      1. fact number 1. piss is named after the excreted "waste" product named urine here are some facts about piss:
        1. piss fact number 1: piss is urine, it is sterile and 95% water so you could probably drink it
        2. piss fact number 2: piss extracts waste from the body urea is the second most thing in side of piss other than water
          1. urea fact number 1: urea is nitrogen waste and plants think it tastes good so you can probably eat it too
      2. fact about the mapleroyals guild named piss number 2: this guild is good
      3. fact number 3: idk ill add this later

    4. guild requirements :
      1. do not be not good
      2. be named "john fox"
      3. do not not be named "john fox"
    5. if you want to join this guild
    6. you need to fill out this format:
      1. [*]are you john fox [yes or no] (circle one of these)
        [*]do you excrete urine almost or most daily: (almost or most) (circle one of these)
        [*]are you from any country yes or no (circle)
        [*]do you play mapleroyals circle
        [*]you
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    7. guild rankings:
    8. pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssrankings this is our rankings.PNG
    9. cat toad.jpg
    10. we run gpq a lot but we only do it alone so dont even think of joining us to gpq
    the guild image is actually just yellow tap water to avoid being overtly crass, but you clicked on this thread so you will still get an image of urine because you deserve it after clicking on something with such a name with the expectation that you would NOT see urine how foolish urine.jpg

    read, and i cant stress this part enough, the rectangle, the one that is above, to see if we are recruiting or not (DO THIS BEFORE REPLYING!)
    under construction im on my laptop that isnt running windows and i dont have microsoft paint and i dont know how to use gimp and i wanted to make one of those dumb guild visual images that people have on the front of hteir guild forum posts

    how do i get rid of this line under the
    either urine it or ur not.
    piss2.PNG
    who am I: i am the leader of piss and this is our guild thread
    who is this guild: this guild is a guild thats made for players who are not social
    who is john fox: interesting question thanks for asking

    what: do we do? we play maplesroyals but we also dont log in some times
    what: what:

    we are always looking for allies, like we want a lot of allies. we are serious about hour alliances. we want a lot of them, so many that we can crash who ever is in the guild and is stupid enough to open the guild alliance tab. the link is dead now but there used to be this super cool glitch that if you had more alliances than u were allowed to have it would crash whoever opened it but its fixed now so we arent looking for any more allies

    rules:
    i dont really know how you can get kicked out just dont get banned from mapleroyals but even then i wont kick you out of the guild because we dont really have many people in it.

    how do i apply (you can private message me if you want with all this but it has to be in this format if you are too shy and antisocial):
    fill out this form
    name:
    date of birth and age DD/MM/YYYY (age):
    ign:
    job:
    country:::
    zip code:
    age:
    why;
    whats your youtube channel:
    which came first: ranch or cool ranch: (y/n):
    okay this one isnt really a form question but i still dont know what the heck people are talking about when they say updog, what is updog? can someone explain im sick of people responding with nothing much.thatdoesntanswer thequestion:
    cat toad.jpg

    guild rankings:
    pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssrankings this is our rankings.PNG


    when you join PLEASE read the BBS, unless you are a mod please dont read the BBS if you are a mod

     
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    ex-guild member [REDACTED] has been banned for being a stupid idiot and also using using my mob grinder in minecraft after i specifically told them not to and then lied to me about it
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    this has set a precedent and a new rule for the guild and is punishable by eternal spawn killing in minecraft and/or being sent to the piss dungeon
    i hope youre freaking happy
     
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    HOPE YOU WHAT??
    WHATTTTT

    btw when did toad and sonic have a baby? i must have missed a lot by not getting a wii u.. thanks obama
     
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    have a goodd ay
     
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    piss guild event happening now winners get prize see BBS for info
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    no one won the giuld event because everyone in this guild is braindead and r****tarded
     
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    I like your guild. Can I join?
     
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    why; i like the name :p
    whats your youtube channel: i watch too much youtube. joe rogan experience maybe?
    which came first: ranch or cool ranch: (y/n): doesn't matter when cool ranch is that much better
    okay this one isnt really a form question but i still dont know what the heck people are talking about when they say updog, what is updog? can someone explain im sick of people responding with nothing much.thatdoesntanswer thequestion: an updog is what is hiding under there.
     
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    *italian voice* welcome my brooda you have found di wae
     
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    the thread is updated and we are recruiting people that fit the criteria
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