Hi my cats are assholes. The other day, they jumped from the window to my face while i was sleeping and i feel they did it because i didnt feed them on time, those assholes. Share your funny/asshole pet stories.
My cat once stood up on my couch while i was on it, rubbed herself on my face, looked me in the eye and then smacked my face.
My dog is more entertained by the plastic cup of the doggy ice cream I gave her, rather than ANY of her toys or the actual ice cream itself.
My GS used to catch me a rabbit on command. Eventually she became arthritic and could no longer catch them. But she kept trying. Then she'd look at me like "wtf m8 these rabbits got faster."