john fox's new new new new nwe source bowel movement guide "open your butt and your excrement wil follow" - late grate steaven jobs how do i do it: just sit on the toilet and squeeze your abs then your bowel movement will occur probably. other methods include waring a diaper and just letting it ploop out. please note: there are many other ways to do it but they are not allowed in my house so dont try them! why should i do it: ur tummy hurts is this post funny?: no. if i catch you laughing at it i will have to alert the authorities because this is not humorous in the slightest.