The title says it all. Post the funniest, best, smartest, etc. FM shop name you've seen here. Include a screenshot if possible. Please don't spam this thread for no specific reason, and stick to the topic! I'll start. Which is, in fact: I laughed. Quite a bit.
Found a shop next to the entrance portal of FM 3 today, name was "Thank god crash" and it had everything sold out at market prices.