http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080619054324AACVjwO My stupid little dog that I absolutely hate, and I wish it would run away/die, poops inside. Alot. And it gets let outside alot. Not fair. Right? Well, I came across this. And it worked! I took my dog outside, held her up in the air, stuck a match stick in her ass, and she dropped 4 turds right there.