Recruiting [PIE FARMERS NEEDED][from island to von leon] dogtown - dogs & islandogs

[DAILY UPDATE UNTIL EVENT ENDS]
THANKSGIVING EVENT:
23RD NOV 2023 -> 6TH DECEMBER 2023
R>MEMBERS FOR PIE CHAIR!!!!!!!!!@#@!!




as of june 2023 this bunch of addicted dogs also started playing on ch3 island


come get ur dog tag today!

EDIT: PM RECIPROCAL/BUTTOM/DGGR/ZEXI/ACINONYX/PENCIINL/MANGOH/2502/JINGIE/PRIVET/MEMANG/LEGISTX TO JOIN!

Spoiler: dog tings

1st vl clear!

 

this is war??

 

J>Dogs I haven't decide what to make next after my pally 200,
maybe take a short break.
I dont know you guys much but Dogs seems a really active new guild with active Pros
so far I have met and HT with 2502 and TeeKey
I'm sure if Bom3 John is in this guild and the people are worth to meet
I'm so far in Oblivion Fendi and FreeHK
I'm willing to meet new faces and contribute at the beginning of Dogs
If you dont mind can you leave a spot for my lvl30 character
Once I joined and I enjoy the guild I will stick with the Dogs in long tern.

 

dogs

 

Let me tell you a story of my dog, Betsy.

My dad bought Betsy from his colleague when I was 5. She was a black dog, with a small white spot on her chest. Breed? No fucking idea, we call them "kampung 狗". Anyway she was pretty energetic. The leash my dad bought couldn't kept her for half a day, so we just decided to let her roam freely within our garden. And thus began her shitting frenzy across the grass field. Sometimes she would shit on our garage too, and once I even saw her eating her own poop. Why do dogs do that? I don't know, maybe their poops have extra Vitamin D.

Anyway fast forward 2 years, she was an adult dog already. And you know what time that is; that's right, it's mating time, or what my mother would love to call it, 走水. And let me tell you, Betsy was the hottest female dog in my housing area. Dogs from all over the streets would come and fight every single night outside my house to get a chance to hump on her. But god damn they were so bloody noisy, sometimes neighbours would pour water on them to try and disperse them to no avail, they'd always come back. Things happened and boom, few months later she's pregnant. I still remember her giving birth to her first generation of puppies, underneath the AC condenser. Sadly two of the five newborn died, but the rest grew up pretty healthily.

Having more dogs in our house also translate to more poops and dog urine all over the place. But the worst part of having more dogs were having more dog lice. Motherfucking lice holy shit let me just reiterate that dog lice were the WORST part of having dogs. These little bloodsucking dicks were crawling all over our dogs, our wall, our car, our legs, our furniture our everywhere. My mom and I would kill all of them in sight with vengeance, either by squashing them underneath our fingernail or lighting them up with lighter. Yeah, burn in hell, fucking lice!

Anyway back to Betsy, fast forward few more years, practically same things would happen. Mating seasons come, mating seasons go. She would get pregnant every year (just like my Pendidikan Moral teacher, wtf kuat kerja) and give birth to batch of puppies. Some were given away to friends and relatives, while some, usually the males would just stay and grew up only to randomly disappear, probably gone to fuck some female dogs god knows where. Funny thing was Betsy being the oldest dog in our house also remained the last one in our house, while her children were all either given away or died in fights.

The last year of Betsy was on her 11th year. She had a nasty fight with neighbour's dogs (fuck you Zeus and Jordan you pieces of shits!!) and suffered a gnarly wound behind her neck. She died two days after, probably due to infection on the wound. My mom buried her behind our house, underneath the banana tree. I cried seeing her lifeless body in the soil. My family never had a dog after Betsy passed. I love you Betsy, despite you eating your own poop and had incest sex with your son that one time.

 

So beautiful...

 

@yaqzan haram

 

Am a real dog now

 

oktodog confirmed next patch solo auf soon stay tuned mine firends

 

Spoiler: hey

wat dogs

 

I I would like to join

 

congrats jr.master 2502/@ChocoBoy fail 5 times mw20 books.
come join dogs and laugh at him

 

@whiteins teach me how to float in the air LOL i want to be an aeroplane dog !!!

 

anjing

 

got a doghouse now thx

nvm am sad no more dog house