Idea of maining a Bishop /// Zofran stuff

I'd like to talk to you about my recent idea of possibly maining a Bishop and how it has been going. No so well, to be honest about it.

Basically, I wasnt a forum user until recently and made an account to get some advice on the matter, as well as other matters. Right from the beginning, I had a feeling they would keep calling me "Zofran, Zofran!" but I had no idea it would be such an obsession. I'm not him and definitely dont want to be. Anyways, I asked about maining a bishop and got some good answers. When I tried to actually do it, it definitely felt kinda stupid and a miserable situation. Yeah, Bishops arent meant to be mained. Its not what this class is good at. I kept playing the Bishop and trying to feel like its my main player and all that crazy stuff. I couldnt. It simply felt wrong. I had to stop at some point, and tell myself and conclude "okay, this isnt going to be a good idea like I thought...", and yes, I had to stop there and think what class I should main instead.

Thats where I concluded Bishop as a main was a terrible idea indeed. Now I'm seriously thinking what I could main instead, and there are many options of course. Can anyone share their thoughts?

About the whole Zofran thing, I'm really not him and dont want to be. Please! You're embarassing me. Stop with this. I have a life to live.