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  1. Saxa
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    UNDER CONSTRUCTION

    IKEA is now open in MapleRoyals!

    IKEA is a guild dedicated to creating safe, non-toxic environments using sustainable materials such as the souls of the banned.

    [IKEA] is recruiting for the following positions:

    AssManager (I couldn't fit Assistant Manager but I feel like this is a better title anyway)
    SalesRep
    Janitor
    Customer

    ALL TITLES ARE ARBITRARY AND ARE ONLY INDICATIVE OF HOW THE GUILD PERCEIVES YOU. HENCE, NOT SO ARBITRARY, BUT ACTUALLY VERY ARBITRARY.
     
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    Do you sell goods with weird, yet badass-sounding names? :)
     
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    Yes, our best selling product currently is

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