Open Joz's Market (and dad jokes)

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    Welcome to Joz's Market! You can find various items to buy below. Feel free to follow the thread for any updates and Dad jokes!

    1) Every bidding will have its duration listed.
    2) Bidders are free to withdraw offer any time, but any abuse of this rule will be discarded and ignored for any future offers.
    3) I reserve the right to change price, bid duration and the decision of sale of an item at any point of time, usually with reasons.
    4) Once a bidder wins, the item will be hold on for 24 hours to make an arrangement for the transaction. If the bidder did not reply or respond, their bid will be cancelled and the bid will start over again.
    5) CS/WS will be valued at 500m.

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    15/127 Stonetooth Sword
    c/o CS + 280m by DoyaKo in-game
    a/w 900m > 850m
    Bid duration : 24 hours from the last offer
    Bid ending in 22 May 2025 - 0300 Server Time
    SOLD to DoyaKo for CS + 280m

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    11/56 Clean Red Craven
    s/b 250m
    a/w 300m
    Bid duration : 24 hours from the last offer


    NX Items
    All normal NX items will be sold with 1k : 3m ratio. Event/Seasonal NX items will have their text coloured in Blue.
    1. If =/> 5 items, 3m discount
    2. If =/> 10 items, 10m discount
    3. If =/> 15 items, 17m discount
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    Janus Wig = 12k = 36m
    Superstar Cap = 3.1k = 9.3m
    Commander Damien Mask = 4.1k = 12.3m
    Red Neckerchief Fascinator = 150m
    Halloween Festival Hat = 100m
    Ninja Mask for Men (M) = 2.7k = 8.1m
    Mummy Mask = 20m
    Transparent Face = 2.5k = 7.5m
    Black Tie Affair Dress Shirt = 3k = 9m
    All about Black = 4.1k = 12.3m
    Puffy Ram Gloves = 2.6k = 7.8m
    Black Wakeboard Pants (M) = 2.5k = 7.5m
    Shorts with Suspenders = 3.5k = 10.5m
    Schwarzer Cross = 3.4k = 10.2m
    Tiny Black Swimshorts (M) = 10m
    Janus Armor = 15k = 45m
    Pink Baggy Cardigan = 500m or trade with White Beret
    Kinesis Shoes = 1.5k = 4.5m
    Janus Shoes = 8k = 24m
    Silver Wolf Coat = 3.4k = 10.2m
    Weightless Sparkle = 3.9k = 11.7m
    Aerial Wave Cape = 3.5k = 10.5m
    Janus Wings = 15k = 45m
    Black Landcell Pack = 3.2k = 9.6m
    Heroes Black Mage Chat Ring = 3.8k = 11.4m
    Heroes Damien Label Ring = 4.2k = 12.6m
    Sunshine Ranch Label Ring = 50m
    Red Rose = 20m
    Blackbeard's Knuckle = 4.9k = 14.7m
    Blue Blazing Sword = 4.5k = 13.5m
    Laser Sword = 4.5k = 13.5m
    Starblade = 4.7k = 14.1m
    Red Knuckle = 6.2k = 18.6m
    Clover Shield = 4.5k = 13.5m
    Maple Girl Shield = 4k = 12m
    Black Scooter Mount = 3.6k = 10.8m

    Thank you for visiting!
     
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    One day, Dad and his children went to a park. The weather was very hot as the sun was high in the sky. The children quickly noticed a huge tree and ran straight to it. Upon seeing this, Dad immediately call out them in an alarming manner : "HOLD ON, WAIT!!". The children stopped and look at Dad with faces of confusion, asking what's wrong. Dad then said : "It's best to not go under that tree…" in a very suspicious tone. Even more confused, the children asked why. Dad : "I don't know but it looks a little shady there".

    Yes this is a bump and that was an elaborated dad joke. :pepemush:
     
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    Hi!

    Would like to buy the transparent cape and the white ninja mask!

    Online right now, IGN ZetsuboMS
     
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    Hi, I'm very sorry but I'm unable to online now. I can probably online in about 4 to 5 hours from this comment. I'll try to buddy you if that's okay if we can't make it today. Thank you!
     
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    Sure that works for me, send buddy and I'll contact you :VLowo:
     
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    Hello, I'm whispering you in-game now haha. If you see this can you go back to the game? :D

    Edit : Please reply me here when you're free again so we can meet up :>
     
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    Dam I must have been afk xD
    I can go online now, if you prefer we can set up a time to meet up? I can usually log freely between 3pm to 7pm server time.
     
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    Another day comes and children are asking a favour from Dad.
    Children : "Daddy! Can you put our clothes on?"
    Dad : "Sure! Just a sec", and Dad proceeds to put the children's clothes on himself.
    Children, frustrated : "NO! Put them on US!!"
    Dad : "Ohhh, you should have told me that in the beginning", and Dad folded the children's clothes nice and tidy, then put the clothes on his children's head.

    Added a few more NX!
     
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    Dad : ...I'm back with milk!

    Changed a few things and added even more NX.
     
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    -It's raining outside-
    Daughter : I HATE IT! I wish I've a gun that shoot the rain and makes it go away!
    Dad : That'd never work, honey. But you can do it with a rain bow!

    New c/o for Stonetooth Sword!
     
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    tbh i came for the dad jokes
    #freebump
     
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    -Son came back from the university-
    Dad : Son, what did you learn from the university today?
    Son : We did a survey about preferences of music brands on different groups of people.
    Dad : Cool...and what's the result?
    Son : Guys like Sony, girls favour Yamaha and transgender prefer Sennheiser.
    Dad : Son...those are just stereo types.

    Stonetooth sword is selling in 3 hours! Lowered a/w of Stonetooth as well. You can buy it directly in Ch1 Room 16 bottom left corner if you wish, otherwise it'll be hold on for 24 hours before putting up for new bid again if the buyer did not contact me again.
     
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    Hey, do you still have the mummy mask for sale?
     

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