Late introduction! The unlikely hero of the story!

Introduction:

Hello you. Let me introduce myself. My name is CharIatan (That's an i and not a L [Charlatan was taken qq]). My friends call me Char, Charmander, Charcoal and Charlie. I started maybe 2-3 weeks back now and I've hit 77 through sheer meticulous PQ grinding and monster stomping and recently resorted to leeching though I'm pretty much dead broke all the time gachaing or buying myself stupid trinkets.

I like to tease people with heavy bitter dark sarcasm and I like to drop equips on the noobies I find in kerning pq to inspire them to keep playing or to just be nice as I hate npcing decent gear I find and think its better off trying to help others than to try and waste time and sell them in FM when everyone else already has pretty great gear that beats the drops I find. I also have 60 base dex because I was unfunded and needed to smack crocodiles.

I dislike fighters because my rival/bff Driven is one so we have an on going joke routine where we attack each other for being a page/fighter. Yes I'm aware fighters are basically better at everything but I made a page because my friend wanted me to make one so I did it so eat it you damn statisticians.

I am in the newly formed guild "Sheen" (yes based off the league item) led by Nwah (or Jon) that is uniquely inhabited by only pages and their branch. (7 Members last I checked, only one paladin)

I have final attack because I like the attack animation and like smacking things multiple times (yes I'm aware that it lowers your dps by adding a .25 animation and that it distributes slash blast damage unevenly over the spread) but I insist its k because it's not adding too much time if I'm murdering things within the first strike and don't dislike smacking things with a cool spin animation (though I would love if they changed final attack to spread evenly/made it have no animation). Also thought blast/acb would replace my main damage skill so I thought no harm done in having it if I'm never using SB or PS after 4th) and thought if I was 1v1ing some boss it would make it a bit quicker.

I currently made this post to attract buddies, generous leechers (I really want to hit 130 so I can use ACB, Holy Ham and Blast QQ) and to interact with the community. That being said if you wana help me please pm me or add me ingame qq) and to experience the old maple nostalgia again. I really want to go in a large party and fight HT because I never fought HT before and would like to fight old Zak again someday.

Please treat me well sen3.14s!

P.S: I make distasteful jokes time to time; please think nothing of it as its usually catered to make someone else around me laugh and not actually to insult or belittle a culture or person. Ain't no one in this world out to get ya or at least I can vouch I have no true hate for anyone in the world besides those who harm others intentionally, pompous high horse riding hypocrites and those who lower the overall quality of life by destroying the environment or careless existence.

 

Welcome Char. Hope you're enjoying your time at Royals and it'd be nice to see that lil guild work out. In all the time I've been playing here I've only ever had 1 paladin in my guild haha. They are truely a rare breed!

 

Hey Char!
Is it okay if I add you in game just to witness horrible jokes being made? I love bad jokes more than I do myself.
Anyway welcome to Royals! (pls halp I need friends)