Why join the Design A Chair Contest? For the fun of it? To practice sprite animation? For the glory of having my creation immortalised within the game? For the RP and NX? Foolish. Absolute folly. Truly you cannot even fathom the twisted landscape that is my Mind Palace. Now all that remains is the face of death, staring you down as you come to realise just the sheer ramifications of this newly doomed timeline.