Petition to remove "cucumber" from the game

Can we please remove the cucumber from the game? it's too adult of an item, I can already hear the kids saying, "Mommy, what is that?" "Isn't it supposed to be censored??"

The item is too suggestive, and I think that it needs to be removed from the game, everytime I see this I need to avert my eyes from how repulsive it is. If it can't be removed please censor it or make it 144p resolution.



I also like to remove this item because it's only for lady but in APQ it drop for both gender.



おねがいします ! ~~

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I just learnt of some other items that should be censored

Spoiler: caution

 

Lmao but girls love cucumbers. You know, on their eyes, on their face, not to mention it's delicious, watery, succulent. Really soothes the throat, can't beat cucumbers.

 

Oh my god...... please stop.

 

When boys tell me yamete usually they mean the opposite

 

lol moved. Moving the other thread as well.

 

I like it when my boys are rough and move me around <3

 

thank you

 

I like to play with big tools

 

Sorry I missed your reply earlier, but yes, I do love cucumbers!

When I walk around the grocery store in my free time, I usually have no idea what to buy. I let the items speak to me. I wander around the store checking out their products offered. My first stop, the produce section. Why is the produce section always in the front? Is it to falsely lure a person into thinking the products they have there are fresh? My eyes spy the cucumbers right between the squash and tomatoes.

Magnetically, I walk up to the cucumbers. Carefully picking up one, I feel for if it is good or not. Soft or hard. Long or short. My hand squeezes the cucumber in that firm, but soft way people do all the time at stores. I do this from the top all the way to the bottom. I repeat the cycle over again just to be sure it is a good one. This particular cucumber just didn't feel right. I place the cucumber back with the others. I repeat the process over and over again to find the right one. Squeezing soft, but firm from top to bottom. After four tries, I find the mister right cucumber. Not too long. Not too short. Narrow at the tips, but very thick in the middle. I place the green vegetable in the basket.

Later I thought if the firmness of the cucumber was my subconscious pushing me to pick a vegetable suitable for a different purpose other than for slicing in a salad. But in my conscious mind, there just wasn't any trace of it.

"Find one the right size?" A deep masculine voice came from right up behind me. It was deep and also incredibly sexy. Not that I could define the criteria for a sexy voice. A few of them were, and the rest just weren't. This was one of the very sexy voices. But that thought didn't come along until later.

"Oh. I'm sorry. Was I in your way?"

"No, not at all. I was just noticing how carefully you were selecting your cucumber. Did you get one the right size? I suppose size matters with cucumbers."

Whoa. What had he said? Was he implying that I was buying a cucumber to play with? I blushed as I ran out of the store and back to the comfort of my home with my cucumber, too embarrassed to turn back and face him.

This was not the grocery outing I had expected and I felt a special bond with the cucumber. Exhausted, I lay back on my couch as I gently re-examined the cucumber while thinking about the question earlier - did I get one with the right size.....

~~ to be continued ~~

 

Maybe the game likes having the cucumber inside of it.

 

For a cucumber...

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変態な女！　警察さん！この女を捕まえてください！

Spoiler

けど、アバターも小澤マリアさん！こんなに変態な女が大好き。。。！

 

ご協力ありがとうございます ~
好き、共有したり購読したりすることを忘れないでください ~

cred​

 

Cucumbers? Not on my family friendly server!

 

"cuc*mbers" is the right spelling

 

why the heck I can understand those words...

 

Yall im dead plz DNR

 

You don't want mouth to mouth? I give good service