Ever since Matt opened up staff applications I've been tempted to make a joke application. If anyone else wants to do this feel free to post your own in the comments! Also because it would be bad form to put it into the staff app section I'm putting it here. Feel free to move it if you don't feel this is an appropriate place. Which position are you applying for?: [ ]Game Master [ ]Developer [X]Other (King of the North. Will use force if necessary.) Personal Details: Name: Robb Stark Age: 16 Sex: Male Character Name: Robb E-mail: [email protected] Skype: TheYongWolf Time zone: Westeros Central Time Location: Westeros When did you join?: Around two turns of the moon ago. Or three. One loses count. What do you like most about MapleRoyals?: A Stark lack of Lannisters. What is your hobby?:Killing Lannisters. Which languages do you speak and how well?: The Common Tongue. Dabbles in The Old Tongue and High Valyrian. What is your main focus in life?:Avenge my father's death and the imprisonment of my sisters. Do you have any prior work experience in real life? If so, where?: Lord of Winterfell, led war efforts against the Lannisters. How many hours a week to you work?: Depends on how many Lannisters there are to kill. Are you in any form of education?: Currently no. Learned from Maester Luwin, and arms training from Ser Rodrik Cassel. Do you have a spouse or any kids?: Married to Jeyne Westerling. (Ninja Edit: Secretly eloped with Daenerys Targaryen but shhhhh.) Do you have any other commitments?: Reclaiming the North from the Ironmen. Have you ever played any of the official MapleStory(s)?: Yes Which one?:WesterosMS How long?: 16 years Character name: RobbStark Have you ever been assigned a Staff position on any private server game(s)?:Yes List the game(s): WesterosMS How long have you worked there?: 1 year What do your duties entail? Rule Winterfell, protect the North, avenge my family. Do you still work there? If no, why not? No, I died while adhering to my duties and there was no rebirth. What other MMORPG(s) do you play besides MapleStory?: LOTROnline. (Cuz G.R.R. Martin, J.R.R. Tolkien. That's why.) Are you more comfortable working alone or on a team? Whatever it takes to achieve my goals. What skills or unique qualities will you be bringing with you to the Royals team? Expert military commander. Very straight forward and truthful, sometimes to a fault. Besides those listed above, what do you believe to be important qualities of a Game Master? Fair, just, honorable, stern, practical, and ready to face a problem head on. At times these can become faults though. Why do you want to work with us?: I view you as valuable allies in my fight to retain rule as King of the North.
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In der Name of Godwin's Law... Which position are you applying for? [ ] Game Master [ ] Developer [X] Server Führer Personal Details Name: Adolf, but my nickname is Adi Age: Born on April 20th, '89. Sex: Male Character Name: Juicedrinker No e-mail or Skype. My time zone is zerver time. Location: Berlin mostly, but I travel in and around Germany a lot. When did you join?: August 2nd. What do you like most about MapleRoyals?: Das Kommunity. One server, one people, one leader! What is your hobby?: Taking care of my moustache. I also have an artistic side; I've applied for art schools and published a book. Which languages do you speak and how well?: Deutsch - flüent English - okay French - acceptable What is your main focus in life?: Drinking fruit liquids. I want to rid the world of all the juice. Do you have any prior work experience in real life? If so, where?: I have some experience in organising great parties and serving alcohol. They are not always successful, though. I'm a high school dropout but I'd like to think I've done quite well despite that. I do not currently work. Are you in any form of education?: After rejections on my art school applications I have stopped striving for higher education. There are times when I wish I could study to become a dietist, however, so that I could know more about juice. Do you have a wife?: Yes, and a dog. He devours fruits, aka baby juice, for breakfast. Do you have any other commitments?: I spend most of my time ridding the world of juice, or planning how to do so. But apart from that, not really. Have you ever played any of the official MapleStory servers?: • NaziMS • 12 years • Best player in game, first level 200, etc • IGN: Juicedrinker Are you more comfortable working alone or in a team?: I work alone. In a team. Whatever is most successful in indulging beverages of the juice variety is how I work. What skills or unique qualities will you be bringing with you to the Royals team?: Expert military commander, extensive knowledge in juice pressing, great communication skills. Why do you want to work with us?: To rid Royals of juice, including potential juice sources. Besides those listed above, what do you believe to be important qualities of a Game Master?: I am not applying for GM. But one important quality - that I would bring - is seeing the bigger picture. You may think the juice problem isn't too serious, but just think for one second how many apples and oranges there are in the Maple world of Royals. EVEN NPCs SELL THEM!!! They are a potential source of juice and therefore incredibly harmful. Vielen Dank for letting me apply. Yours (but also Mein), Adi
I searched for a case of .WZ editing, searched "wz edit" and found this. This needed a bump! By the way, there's a typo in this thread about Staff Applications. Spoiler This is not a serious application, and is meant to be humorous. Please do not take this seriously. Which position are you applying for?: [ ]Game Master [ ]Developer [X]Other (Supreme Leader of MapleRoyals) Personal Details: Name: Kim Jong-un Age: 31 (January 8, 1983) Sex: Male Character Name: KimJongUn Do you have a Skype (yes/no): KimJongPRK Time zone: UTC+9 Location: Pyongyang, Democratic People's Republic of Korea When did you join?: December 17. This is a special date for me. Which languages do you speak and how well?: Korean and English. What is your main focus in life?: I'm already the Supreme Leader of North Korea, I got everything I want. World domination would always be nice, I got my nuclear missiles ready to go. Do you have any prior work experience in real life? If so, where?: Worked in the army and as politician, still do. How many hours a week do you work?: As many as I want. Are you in any form of education?: Not anymore, I'm pretty busy. I have two degrees, though. Do you have a spouse or any kids?: Comrade Ri Sol-ju is my wife, and we have a daughter, Kim Ju-ae. Do you have any other commitments?: Not really, other than making sure everyone follows my will here. Have you ever played any of the official MapleStory(s)?: Yes. Which one?: NKMS (North Korean MS) How long?: Since the beta. Character name: SupremeLeader Have you ever been assigned a Staff position on any private server game(s)?: Yes. List the game(s): NKMS How long have you worked there?: Ever since the beta. What do your duties entail? I am the administrator. Do you still work there? If no, why not? Yes, I still "work" there. Are you more comfortable working alone or on a team? I prefer dictatorship, so working alone, but I can pretend to have a team around me that has something to say. What skills or unique qualities will you be bringing with you to the Royals team? Leadership skills, and the ability to control a crowd, hell even a country. Besides those listed above, what do you believe to be important qualities of a [STRIKE="lol"]Game Master[/STRIKE] Supreme Leader? Do not give in. Why do you want to work with us?: I feel like this server needs a true leader, and not this democratic bullshit. I feel like I'm the perfect man for the job.
