hi everyone. first of all, i'd like to repeat i'm not zofran and i'm not going to argue with you about that. im not zofran, end of story. okay? but actually, there's something else i wanted to talk to you about. something kinda... strange. haven't you guys noticed Shiratsuyu is always mentioning the teddy bear suit when she talks about zofran? like, always? the first thing, or the most prominent thing she talks about or mentions, is the teddy bear suit zofran used to wear, the same one i'm wearing too. its gotten to a point where i thought, maybe, just maybe... she has that super, ultra secret, top secret crush on the teddy bear suit? YESSSS!!!! I CAN FEEL IT GODDAMN...OOOOH. i mean, did i not tell you about this last time i was semi-afking in fm? i felt it. i felt a hand...touching my bear fur. i didnt know where this was coming from, then, i turned around, i looked over my shoulder... and what did i see? YESS, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT FELLAS, I SAW SHIRATSUYU TRYING TO RUN AWAY FAST AFTER TRYING TO TOUCH MY TEDDY BEAR SUIT! she probably couldnt resist, she couldnt stop herself from doing it. she just HAD to touch it and feel my warm teddy bear suit. i bet! i bet she did the same thing when zofran was around and was wearing his teddy bear suit! i guess this is way she cant stop mentioning the bear suit all the time when she talks about zofran. like, its her secret crush. she will probably reply to this thread and try to deny it, but i know... i just KNOW... the truth.
What do you mean always? Where today did I mention your suit? Unfortunately for you, I'm attracted to personalities more than appearance, so even if I loved your suit I wouldn't touch it if ur wearing it, cause ur yucky I mean, leech scamming, come on. So ew
STOP TRYING TO DENY IT, okay? i caught you in fm last time, you tried to touch my bear suit. you ran away so fast, i wasnt fast enough to ss it. if only i was fast enough...damn... also, you dont have a boyfriend anyways. if you had, you wouldnt try and touch my suit all the time or talk about it all the time. i read your posts about zofran before, i saw the teddy bear suit mentioned enough times to conclude there's a secret crush going on. no way you would mention it that many times without a good reason...
I would buy the teddy bear costume on my own alt character and touch that before I ever touch you and your stinky outfit Clearly, you're the one with a crush for me here. Don't deny it Zofran
ARGHHHHHHH..... i'll try to prove your secret crush somehow, i just have to be fast and careful. just you wait and see! i actually felt your hand on my bear fur, just before you got away fast. the next time you do this, you're BUSTED. i'll take an ss fast, you wont have enough time to run away again!
first of all, no way you have a boyfriend right now if this is what you do, trying to touch me secretly when i wear my teddy bear suit because you just HAD to feel it in your hands. this is your way of asking a guy out, or flirting, you know. back when you had a boyfriend, i bet you really wanted him to wear a teddy bear suit, right? and you left him because he refused to wear it? this is probably why he is not your boyfriend anymore. because he refused to wear the suit, like you asked him to. you're basically dying to touch it all the time. also, as someone who made an entire thread about zofran, who always used to wear the same suit, it seems like a clear proof of your strong crush on the bear suit. only someone who cares about it that much would make a thread about it. anyways, the crush you have on the bear suit here is pretty clear and its no surprise you're trying to hide / deny it. if you want me to be your boyfriend, you'll have to work very hard for it honey. i'm not easily convinced. a lot of girls wanted to touch my bear suit in the past, and this is how they tried to ask me out, arrange a date. i refused because they were too immature. but we'll see what about you. if you prove yourself to be worth my effort, maybe i'll consider being your boyfriend. maybe, just maybe. let's start by you getting down on your knees and begging me "please!!!", and i'll think about it. okay?
Assuming I ever had a boyfriend You know when someone is cheating and instead of taking responsibility for it they blame their partner of cheating? I think we have one of those situations here, because we both know YOU are the one that goes after me. Trying to touch my samurai armor. Take some responsibility for your obsession with me and my samurai armor instead of lying and pretending like im trying to touch your bear suit.
Now when he is gone I feel like coming clean I did touch his bear suit because I know he gets fuzzy when someone other than him touches it. It's very precious to him you see I also put a spider in his suit when he afk once. Yeah Zofran, that spider was no coincidence
