Spoiler 3/11/2015 Dear Journal, Today Cercis and I planned to hit level 30 on our mages. Before we started, I wanted to change my hair. This hair reminds me of buttered popcorn that has been plastered to my head. On a grimier note, it also looks like sections of a very yellow colon. Or a turd. As charming as it was, I settled with the streaky siren hairstyle. (lol) Spoiler 3/12/2015 Dear Journal, It seems as though I am not as mature as I thought I was. I thought that Ampicillin had informed me that he had a "transformer in his drawers" as in "underpants". I let a chuckle escape at "gonna play with it now" and felt incredibly shameful afterwards.
Spoiler 3/18/2015 Dear Journal, Cercis wants to do nothing but crush my tiny, fragile heart. Also, I'm pretty sure she is related to the man in the stall.
