Teddy poll

Hi everyone!

First of all, I am not Zofran, I am just making a poll, so don't ask me if I am.
Secondly, what do you think about the teddy suit? I was looking through old Zofran memories and all I can think about while seeing the teddy suit now, is him.

Here is the Teddy suit in question:

Spoiler: Spoiler

This is lowkey because I miss the polls, and I'm quite bored too

 

You forgot the option " It reminds me of Zofran so I DO like it"

 

Excuse me but I have to ask: Have you been Zofran all this time?

The only thing speaking against that theory is that this poll is way too well-behaved.

 

that's what Zofran would say

 

I am not Zofran, so please don't come to me with this tone guys.
(I'm just messing around)
Or am I?
Yes I am just messing around

 

The first post is far too short and to the point to be Zofran.

 

Like all banned players, he could easily play here again under a different name and never say a thing about who he was in the past and behave like a new player who wasnt here before, and keep low profile, and thats it, he can play. Ban evade or whatever you might wanna call it... but thats what most banned players do, especially, because Royals is the biggest server, and they must return to play here, they cant find a better server.

The obsession with this player is insane. Its all over the forums. But the boredom of some players like Shiratsuyu is also kinda insane to be honest. If I was that bored myself, I'm sure I would entertain myself in more productive ways.

 

Welcome back Zofran!
Don't worry, your odd comments and polls are always very entertaining to me and the entire community. It seems like, when you are bored, you create another account here to ban evade and bring us all joy. A very productive way to spend your time I must say

Do you still have a crush on me? I still have a secret teddy bear suit crush on you

 

Which part of "I'm not him" did you not understand? Goddamnit. Women these days... by the way, its easy to tell you suffer from extreme boredom based on this thread you created about him, and the way you discuss these matters. I think the best way to deal with your extreme boredom is to look for bear hugs in game. Shout it out all over the place and maybe someone will be kind enough to give you a bear hug.

If you get down on your knees and say please, I might consider giving you a bear hug. Until then, you can continue to dream about it.

 

This thread was created 10th February, it is almost like Shira felt it coming or something. That is actually epic!

Spoiler: Spooky X-Files song playing:

Or are you maybe indeed the same person or - even better - maybe spiritually linked by some sort of ancient alien civ teddy bear magic that was there long before humans were brought to planet earth by teddy bear shaped space ships? We might never find out ... or maybe one day??

 

The irony!

That is one to add to the list of the best Zofran quotes of all time. Such an epic end to the latest Zofran season.