Wand

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Good day, players of MapleRoyals. Let me introduce Wand to everyone here. We Wand Masters (often referred to as WMs) are here to cause trouble where needed, troll people in desperate need of this and spread laughter, humour and chaos amongst MapleRoyals in a friendly way. We are currently short on Wand Members. If you're interested in joining as the newest Wand Member, feel free to apply using the below format.

What you have to do in Wand:

Wand Masters have the important job of spreading chaos amongst MapleRoyals, trolling everyone that crosses their path and behave like an idiot, no matter the occasion. Idiotic Developers assist me in optimizing our ways of trolling and help find problems within our system. Finally, Hogwarts Professors of Trolling are in charge of educating new Wand Masters and Idiotic Developers. Every new member can (and has to) attend Hogwarts and can obtain their degrees (Bachelor of Idiotism (BI), Master of Trolling (MT) and Doctor of the Internet (InD)). But first...

What we look for in Wand Members:

• Lack of professionalism
• Trolling experience
• Bias
• Dedication
• Mental problems

Application Format

What position are you applying for?:
[ ] Wand Master
[ ] Idiotic Developer
[ ] Hogwarts Professor of Trolling

Personal Details:
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Character Name:
Location:
Join date:

1] What do you like about Wand?:

2] Do you have any prior trolling experience, either in real life or online? If so, how much and what did you do?

3] How many hours a week do you play?:"

4] Have you ever been in any other guild on MapleRoyals?

Which one?:
How long?:​

5] Are you more comfortable trolling together or alone?:

6] Other than trolling, what skills and qualities can you provide for Wand?:

7] Besides those listed above, what do you think is important for a perfect Wand Master concerning trolling?:

8] Why do you want to troll for us?:

After submitting your application, please give us the time to consider your application. Thank you!


Wand Master List

Name: Marty
WM Character: Linyah
Role: Trolling Administrator, Headmaster of Hogwarts, Hogwarts Professor of Trolling, Wand Master, Idiotic Developer, Pokémon Master
Title(s): Bachelor of Idiotism; Master of Trolling; Doctor of the Internet; Certificate of Extreme Mental Deficiency; Supreme Overlord of Wand; Recipient of the Order of the Dancing Men, First Class
Pokémon Name: Marticuno
Time Zone: GMT+2

Name: Raddy
WM Character: Detox
Role: Not in Wand
Title(s): Bachelor of Idiotism; Master of Trolling; Doctor of the Internet; Certificate of Extreme Mental Deficiency; Recipient of the Order of Superb Impersonation, First Class; Official Representative of the Adolescents with Delayed Puberty; Recipient of the Order of Prestigious Prostitution, Third Class
Pokémon Name: Dustox
Time Zone: GMT-6

Name: Marijn
WM Character: Zant
Role: Trolling AssAdministrator, Wand Master
Title(s): Bachelor of Idiotism; Master of Trolling; Doctor of the Internet; Certificate of Extreme Mental Deficiency; Member of the Osu!-Denial Crew; Enlightened Student
Pokémon Name: Unfezant
Time Zone: GMT+2

Name: Kim
WM Character: Mylenia
Role: Trolling AssAdministrator, Wand Mistress
Title(s): Bachelor of Idiotism; Master of Trolling; Doctor of the Internet; Certificate of Extreme Mental Deficieny; Certificate of Cute Accents
Pokémon Name: Nidokim
Time Zone: GMT+1

Name: Bernard
WM Character: Bulba
Role: Trolling AssAdministrator, Wand Master, Idiotic Developer
Title(s): Bachelor of Idiotism; Master of Trolling; Doctor of the Internet
Pokémon Name: Bulbasaur
Time Zone: GMT+8

Name: Stephanie
WM Character: BriskBanana
Role: Wand Mistress
Title(s): Bachelor of Idiotism; Master of Trolling; Certificate of Cute Accents
Pokémon Name: Bananaphy
Time Zone: GMT+10

Name: Vivienne
WM Character: Chiffon
Role: Wand Mistress
Title(s): Bachelor of Idiotism; Master of Trolling; Miss No-It-All
Pokémon Name: Vivillon
Time Zone: GMT+8

Name: Wen
WM Character: MrsStyles
Role: Hogwarts Professor of Trolling
Title(s): Bachelor of Idiotism; Master of Trolling; Certificate of Cute Accents
Pokémon Name: Wendle
Time Zone: GMT+8

Name: Scott
WM Character: soJoo
Role: Hogwarts Professor of Trolling
Title(s): Bachelor of Idiotism; Master of Trolling
Pokémon Name: Whimsiscott / Miltank
Time Zone: GMT+8

Name: Tiffany
WM Character: Mudkips
Role: Wand Mistress
Title(s): Bachelor of Idiotism
Pokémon Name: Mudkip
Time Zone: GMT+8

Name: Lina
WM Character: Hikarii
Role: Wand Mistress
Title(s): -
Pokémon Name: Nidolina
Time Zone: GMT-7

Name: Shaun
WM Character: Asaga
Role: Hogwarts Professor of Trolling
Title(s): -
Pokémon Name:
Time Zone: idk

Name: Katty
WM Character: Katty
Role: Wand Mistress
Title(s): -
Pokémon Name: Delkatty
Time Zone: GMT-4

Spoiler: Disclaimer

This is just meant to be funny and troll around, not as any criticism or a way of mocking towards the MapleRoyals staff. kthx.

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Updated with a crappy banner because I don't give two fucks about the banner.

 

Good luck to all future Wand Masters ! Hopefully everyone is dazzled and confused by your trolling tactics.

 

Thank you, kind sir.

 

Goodluck, hope you guys won't be annoying but incredibly funny instead.

 

That is what I aim to achieve. It's our job to maintain a healthy, yet hilarious environment within the community!

Sent from my HTC One SV using Tapatalk

 

Added a Wand Master List to the main post.

Also, please join me in welcoming Lauren (Falling) to the Wand Master team! Best of luck in your trolling endeavours, Lauren!

 

Personal Details:
Name: Bulba
Age: Almost 2 months old
Sex: Not yet
Character Name: Didn't you ask me this already?
Location: Locaton, Location.
Join date: Haven't joined. That's what I'm applying for, right?


1] What do you like about Wand?:

Wand scrolls are cheap.


2] Do you have any prior trolling experience, either in real life or online? If so, how much and what did you do?

Where do I check my trolling exp? Can't find it on the stats page.


3] How many hours a week do you play?:

0. I don't play. I troll.


4] Have you ever been in any other guild on MapleRoyals?

Which one?: Plushie
How long?: 16 inches.


5] Are you more comfortable trolling together or alone?:

I don't know either of them, but I'd troll them both anyways.


6] Other than trolling, what skills and qualities can you provide for Wand?:

Er. I have heal?


7] Besides those listed above, what do you think is important for a perfect Wand Master concerning trolling?:

He must have a long wand.


8] Why do you want to troll for us?:

Cause I wanna be the very best, that no one ever was.

 

Thank you for applying. We, the administators of Wand (so basically just me) have decided to accept you application. In fact, due to the excellence of this application, you will be receiving your Bachelor of Idiotism instantly. You can choose to attend Hogwarts for further degrees and certificates of trolling.


So, altogether! Join me in welcoming both Bulba (Bulba) and Airi (Akane) to the team as the newest Wand Masters!

 

Edit: Decided to join 1HBluntWeapon instead

 

I'm just interested in why you called this wand and what the meaning is behind all this.

 

That's a horrible Wand banner you've got up there at the moment, Marty.

Since I've got some free time on my hands right now, and that many people have commended me for my "unbelievable artistic skills", I've taken the liberty to do up a more presentable and better looking banner FOR FREE. After much hard work, I'm proud to present:

WAND!

Spoiler

I'm also taking students from $5/hr upwards.

 

Lern2humour, lern2irony, lern2troll

Updating thread in a bit with Bulba's new banner. Thank you Bernard!

Welcome ailurophilia (Ashley) to the team. c:

 

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succeeding so far imo

Edit: Not the same emblem color, ours is pink. And everyone knows that pink is fabulous.

 

Pink is indeed fabulous.

 

Application

IGN:AustinChode

Banned for impersonating a gm.

Make me a Jr.

 

If I joined my GM powers may be set in stone forever!









... or we'll just all get banned altogether.

 

What position are you applying for?:
[ ] Wand Master
[x] Idiotic Developer
[ ] Hogwarts Professor of Trolling

Personal Details:
Name:Menno
Age:18
Sex: sure
Character Name: riotman
Location: Netherlands
Join date: dont remember

1] What do you like about Wand?:
uhmmm
2] Do you have any prior trolling experience, either in real life or online? If so, how much and what did you do?
playing starcraft makes you pretty good at trolling
3] How many hours a week do you play?:"
too much
4] Have you ever been in any other guild on MapleRoyals?

Which one?: legends,wings,queens
How long?: till the leader decides to disband ^^

5] Are you more comfortable trolling together or alone?:
rioman only goes in team
6] Other than trolling, what skills and qualities can you provide for Wand?:
riotman can fight against the system
7] Besides those listed above, what do you think is important for a perfect Wand Master concerning trolling?:
lol
8] Why do you want to troll for us?: riotman supports team

Hope to join you!

 

Thank you for taking the time to apply for a position in Wand. Even though your argumentation is flawless and you give me enough reason to instantly hire you, I am afraid you will have to use the correct application format to have a chance at becoming our newest Wand Master. I recommend you include similar argumentation if you decide to apply again with the correct format, since, as mentioned before, your arguments make up for a very convincing application. On a side-note, I think I can't make you an Assistant Administrator yet, since you will have to earn your InD first by attending Hogwarts. Hope to hear again from you soon!

TL; DR: use application format or gtfo, kthxbye.


Congratulations to Bernard! He will now be taking over work as Idiotic Developer, too, combined with his work as Wand Master. Best of luck in the development of trolling and idiotism, Bernard!