in order to log off you must physically throw hands with the all the GMs/dev in an endurance match lose 1 round start all over and suffer a roast session
At the end of the year, delete all the lvl 200s of the most popular job that year in order to balance out the variety in jobs
Every time someone's "friend" helps them in game, spawn a random anniversary balloon. Don't announce it. Instead, have people find it randomly for a chance at fabulous prizes.
Introduce auto-run, a skill that when pressed will make your character walk right or left until you use another skill. (This post was brought to you by PPQ solo with mules gang)