Three word story

All the while

 

Starting new sentence:

My watch is

 

bigger than your

 

small tiny flaccid

 

sock puppet from

 

the depths of



EDIT: Story thus far-
There once was a spiteful prick who liked to eat fabulous bagels, however, a tootsie roll that tasted like sperm and chocolate. He ate it and became a superhero, fighting crime[????]. They called him super bagel shooter. Though one day he woke up. His phone rang. Mayor RangTang called and while pondering, he woke up in a new dimension lead by super saiyan masterBAITers. Astonished by this, he killed everyone, including a banana which he had saved for dinner. He picked up an ounce of really dank shit and wore it to go to a saturday night strip club where his sister decided to strip down to bananahammock. He then started to touch his pack of brautwursts furiously to create an army of brilliant, rainbow-colored tsunamis, destroying his motivation to masturbate to completion, whereas he does not manage to cum all over his late grandmother. Because he was secretly in love with a sucky, whoever previously commented, she cries plenty, because ToThype is getting real close. It is real. Temple of Time: BGM is awesome, with some temples. Listen closely while you fly as a roaring dragon, on a journey to a mountain of Memory Monks to defeat the deadly hotdog master, which died with no honor whatsoever after he was greeted by a penis-shaped pegasus. This pegasus was Tom Cruise in a costume. So, he decided to go for a walk to the mad hotdog's cave. Instead of finding hotdog buns he found a magical exact replica of Matt, coated in wasps and bugs. These were feasting on mounds of really mad hotdogs. Yummy, delicious, nutritious. He was lost in a big forest of hideous masturbating orange pterodactyls. He did not even try to masturbate with his cute latina girlfriend he then helped himself to a huge bite of sticky delicious hotdog(s) so that he could do things with his lovely dick because ToT is the most amazing sex item you can never have but [it] still is obtainable though torturing and robbing Robb and Wolfix but then you'll have to be cute like Vivi, blind like Jack, stupid like Cherish, evil like Teddie. Suddenly a naked Vivi comes and take(s) a shit that [was] shaped like a giraffe's head. So he decides to engage in an orgy with pretty ducklings that were secretly in radioactive green slime mutating him into a ninja turtle with a thousand of bats coming all the while. My watch is bigger than your small tiny flaccid sock puppet from the depths of.....

I attempted to not alter the story so to make it flow better I added a few words using brackets i.e: [x]

 

Henesys channel one

 

and Paul McCartney's

 

mancave, which is

 

filled with purple

 

against the toc.

 

????

The last three words were:

 

you dont get it..
what i was going to say was going to BE AGAINST THE TOC so i just pust "against the toc"

 

Still doesn't make sense with what the last three words were.
"filled with purple..."

 

dragons trying to

 

go to ToT.

 

lets not argue on here.
btw there is no rule stating that your 3 word sentence must make sense.

 

Then an old

 

raging weed brownie

 

named mr. snuggles