Three word story

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  1. Ghost
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    All the while
     
  2. Ekul
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    Starting new sentence:

    My watch is
     
  3. Christine
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    bigger than your
     
  4. maggles
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    small tiny flaccid
     
  5. Ekul
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    sock puppet from
     
  6. Christine
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    the depths of



    EDIT: Story thus far-
    There once was a spiteful prick who liked to eat fabulous bagels, however, a tootsie roll that tasted like sperm and chocolate. He ate it and became a superhero, fighting crime[????]. They called him super bagel shooter. Though one day he woke up. His phone rang. Mayor RangTang called and while pondering, he woke up in a new dimension lead by super saiyan masterBAITers. Astonished by this, he killed everyone, including a banana which he had saved for dinner. He picked up an ounce of really dank shit and wore it to go to a saturday night strip club where his sister decided to strip down to bananahammock. He then started to touch his pack of brautwursts furiously to create an army of brilliant, rainbow-colored tsunamis, destroying his motivation to masturbate to completion, whereas he does not manage to cum all over his late grandmother. Because he was secretly in love with a sucky, whoever previously commented, she cries plenty, because ToThype is getting real close. It is real. Temple of Time: BGM is awesome, with some temples. Listen closely while you fly as a roaring dragon, on a journey to a mountain of Memory Monks to defeat the deadly hotdog master, which died with no honor whatsoever after he was greeted by a penis-shaped pegasus. This pegasus was Tom Cruise in a costume. So, he decided to go for a walk to the mad hotdog's cave. Instead of finding hotdog buns he found a magical exact replica of Matt, coated in wasps and bugs. These were feasting on mounds of really mad hotdogs. Yummy, delicious, nutritious. He was lost in a big forest of hideous masturbating orange pterodactyls. He did not even try to masturbate with his cute latina girlfriend he then helped himself to a huge bite of sticky delicious hotdog(s) so that he could do things with his lovely dick because ToT is the most amazing sex item you can never have but [it] still is obtainable though torturing and robbing Robb and Wolfix but then you'll have to be cute like Vivi, blind like Jack, stupid like Cherish, evil like Teddie. Suddenly a naked Vivi comes and take(s) a shit that [was] shaped like a giraffe's head. So he decides to engage in an orgy with pretty ducklings that were secretly in radioactive green slime mutating him into a ninja turtle with a thousand of bats coming all the while. My watch is bigger than your small tiny flaccid sock puppet from the depths of.....

    I attempted to not alter the story so to make it flow better I added a few words using brackets i.e: [x]
     
    Last edited: Jun 23, 2014
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  7. Swag
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    Henesys channel one
     
  8. Jace
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    and Paul McCartney's
     
  9. Marty
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  10. Christine
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    filled with purple
     
  11. rxdking
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    against the toc.
     
  12. Christine
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    ????

    The last three words were:
     
  13. rxdking
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    you dont get it..
    what i was going to say was going to BE AGAINST THE TOC so i just pust "against the toc"
     
  14. Christine
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    Still doesn't make sense with what the last three words were.
    "filled with purple..."
     
  15. Marty
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  16. Blade
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    go to ToT.
     
  17. rxdking
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    lets not argue on here.
    btw there is no rule stating that your 3 word sentence must make sense.
     
  18. Ekul
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    Then an old
     
  19. rxdking
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    raging weed brownie
     
  20. Christine
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    named mr. snuggles
     

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