Eh hello my takoyaki pan what the fucking fuck you doing held up at Shenzhen for the past 5 days????? TIME TO COME HOME???????????
fucking bored fucking destructive.
kinda fkin love cb ii because instead of dining out i’m invited to fam dinners instead LOL
can’t make a wife out of a hoe
looked in the mirror for a long time and realised, fuck this shit i deserve so much better. and so i did. :D
who are you to compare others when you’re the abuser lmao o_O c l o w n
bought a switch, it got hogged. now i wanna get another. smh.
im so fking addicted to yomie yogurt fuck my life fuck my diet fuck everything
it’s now officially 6 months since i’ve let you go. still hurts just as bad as day 1. miss you. miss you so so so much. love you baby boy, you...
created ig for doggo but what the fuck. how do people do this. maintaining 2 igs at once is too tiring. it too much effort. did it because i...
smh braggers
endgame came out in 2019 and it still fucking gets me everytime jfc
IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS. IT IS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ABOUT THE LITTLE THINGS. LIKE PLUCKING BITE-SIZED PIECES OF 油条 AND THROWING IT INTO MY...
ayyy thanks for pointing it out! unfortunately i am a quitter/banned/whatever and will no longer be updating this. for anyone else who uses this...
midlifecrisis [SPOILER]
just told my mum in the evening that i missed my boy because it was raining, the perfect weather and he'd crave hugs and be extra cuddly. dreamt...
fuck off and stop telling me what to do jesus fucking christ LOL it'd be nice if you could act your age for once and... yknow, get a life? ~f2
dreamt that i was having spicy mcnuggets and mcwings, woke up disappointed af because im awake and hungry with no spicy nuggets and mcwings....
miss my bobo
when I pissed you off but you see something that I'll like and buy it for me anyway. when I'm sick and cranky and whiney and craving mcd and you...
i think it's really really sweet and freaking cute how you're so so so so so excited about buying me a birthday gift and planning the details of...
bestfriend just pulled a "i mean if you were my wife" on me. nani the what boo that escalated quickly. but yes. 0:)
28 more days to absolute bliss with you can't wait ~f11
nothing more pathetic than drinking on your own to ease the damn pain because you're a motherfucking prideful bitch that won't admit you need...
had to put my dog down today. i love you, forgive me. 10/10/2011-10/10/2020
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