This is Teddy. He's a good boi. Little kids can crawl on him and he doesn't care. He loves pets. He doesn't bark either. (We never officially trained him. He's a golden, our old dogs were like that too) These are our cats. Emma (the calico) and Sebastian (the fuck face) They only drink bottled water and our dog is so afraid of Sebastian that he peeks around corners in the kitchen to make sure he won't get attacked. Sebastian also took out my nephew by jumping off the big hutch in our dining room and dive bombing him. You do the math. lol