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    Friends and liars don't wait for me
    'Cause I'll get on all by myself
    I put millions of miles under my heels
    And still too close to you, I feel.


    I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
    I am not your carpet ride, I am the sky
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    I am not your autumn moon, I am the night.
     
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    Someone really needs to catch the “Mole”~f18 in a certain guild :pepez:that causing so much juicy drama



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    There is a store in my home town called "Normal". They have a mascot which is just a dude that thinks he's unique and hates the normal store for being too cheap and normal ~f12
    In the store is a section with asian food. Noodles and stuff like that. And the mascot dude says "I like asia because they are not normal".

    Is that racist? To say asians are not normal. I dunno if that's racist or not :donke:
     
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    In the realm of Royals, where pixels hold sway,
    Dwells a silent manipulator, cloaked in grey.
    They call him J, the serpent's hiss,
    A player of deceit in the gamers' abyss.

    A guild's camaraderie, he feigns to possess,
    Siphoning secrets, causing distress.
    Like a crafty fox, with sheep's disguise,
    In every guild, he silently lies.

    His whispers echo through Discord's halls,
    Among trusted allies, he sets up falls.
    A harvester of discord, seller of lies,
    In the shadows of Royals, the snitch J lies.

    He's a puppeteer, pulling at strings,
    Of hundreds of guilds, a bell he rings.
    Ban after ban, his treachery reveals,
    No evidence, yet their fate he seals.

    Like a wolf amidst lambs, he's hard to detect,
    His innocence, a cunning act, perfect.
    Yet the irony lies, in his selective deceit,
    When a friend errs, he reserves defeat.

    Six perfect weapons, a deal underhand,
    Yet not a whisper from J, it's hard to understand.
    Perhaps some spoils to maintain his guise,
    To keep his secrets, to collect his prize.

    In Royals' world, a cautionary tale unfolds,
    Beware the sheep in wolf's clothes, be bold.
    For in the labyrinth of pixels and bytes,
    There lurks a snitch, who never fights.

    J, the master of this digital weave,
    Sows discord, only to deceive.
    So, gamers, heed this tale of woe,
    In Royals, trust not the shadow.
     
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    USE CLOUD STORAGE TO STORE FILES/EXTRA COPIES OF FILES THAT YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE!!!!
     
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    oh my god I can't get pussy why can't I get pussy I swear I can't get pussy because I'm so nice and nice guys can't get pussy that's why I can't get pussy because I'm nice pussy OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP also this hungarian woman made me wanna KOREAN MAPLESTORY myself
    not racist, she just happened to be hungarian
    gotta stop dating ukrainian birds, 4 was over the limit (1)

    any way saars yup nede 2 stop teh rmt saars it is wery bad 4 teh economomy saars pleasefuckinghelpmesaarfIamrmtsellersaarSHUT UP
    SHUT UP
    SILENCE
    I WILL BEAT YOU WITH MY SHOE
    just fucking kill rmters
    kill em
    genocide them

    >erm, you carn't say who your post is about!
    yeah
    uh
    glad s**a ain't a gm anymore
    glad m**se was never a gm
    glad them and others ("My call") are gone/no longer gms
    we #stayloyal in this bitch
    *drinks 2 Bang(tm) energy drinks at once*
    #royalsbased
    big ups to Matt, Tim, Manny, Kimmy (SECRET CROSSOVER SHOUTOUT), Kat, all y'all (sorry I'm too lazy to type everyone)

    also this one dumbass is gonna stalk my posts at some point so:
    fuck you brandon (goby)
    you got what you fuckin deserve, now and in future
    but I forgive you, because you're a slave to your NPD tendencies
    you're not my problem anymore, and others are seeing you for who you really are, now
    they're telling me I'm right-- something you could never do
    don't bother wasting GM/forum mod's time getting banned for being a mentally deranged (bad way) n-babbler to me on here
    get better
    or stay mad idc

    :classy::classy::classy::classy::classy::classy::classy::classy::classy::classy::classy::classy:
    :classy::classy::classy::classy::classy::classy::classy::classy::classy::classy::classy::classy:
    :classy::classy::classy::classy::classy::classy::classy::classy::classy::classy::classy::classy:
     
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    I can't wait to get back from vacation after voting everyday and get zero ws from NLC. ~f11
     
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    i miss csgo
     
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    look
    maybe if I had a cute cutter fujo to rub her fresh tribwounds on me, I'd get to 30k hp faster
    that's irl bloodwashing
    foh with your "oh wow my gf is so supportive of my stupid pissbaby bullshit nintendo character slideshow" cookiecutter npc soypilled all-bishop drain-cage(COCK) zrun with helms reserved for veteran runners only!!1!111 reddit fukry
    I need to mog them with my little tradcel wife who I treat like a little psycho pwincess when I stancestride up the pb exped with my vrilly drk and they all get caucasoidal jelly hearing her biting me over vc
    you're settling for a broken default woman-- brokie grindset (DULL)
    I fuckin meant it when I said stay golden, #stayloyal, #royalsbased
    ordering that peaking luck at the CS buffet, schlurpin dat INT
     
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    It's funny how chat gpt helped me more with my emotional breakdown than any other human being.

    Idk if its funny, sad, or scary, tbh..
     
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    The bad habit of not being able to save up any in game currency and always find something to buy has carried on irl ~f4

    lol I didn't think my spending habits were that bad until I realized I spend like I'm tryna fill a void or smth
     
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    you're genuinely pathetic and a don't feel sorry for you at all
    I do forgive you, because you're an NPC husk and don't know better
    get pooped on
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    the fork is an integral part of the aura

    EDIT: keep cockwatching me, it's funny
     
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    What are you thinking?
     
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    trigger warning


    I found my mom dead on the floor when I came back home from work.

    my mom had suffered from CPOD (chronic obstructive pulmonary disease) for decades, respiratory arrests, pneumothorax, asthma and living connected to an oxygen concentrator for the past 5 years — all of this is consequential from over 40 years of smoking cigarettes.

    she had a severe depression which caused her very strong anxiety and panic attacks on a regular basis over the past 7 years.
    she had agoraphobia these recent months. she isolated herself out of fear and shame. she didn't want to wash the dishes, clean or fold clothes.

    she would catch me on my room every now and then and say "is that maple?", "you really love that game, don't you?"
    she was the bravest woman I've ever known to my existence despite how fragile she became.
    she would've turned 64 this year.

    maybe I underestimated how it really felt every time she said "wait for me, I'm lacking air".
    I will never know how hard it was under her skin.

    this is horrible.
     
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    I find it funny when a weak piece of shit (grown ass man) says that words on a screen (valid criticisms about his shitty behavior) are harmful to his mental health.
    Meanwhile guys are out here experiencing the worst horrors known to man, dealing with death of family/friends/loved ones, actual struggle (physical, financial, etc), and other damned events, and pushing on in life, like real men (and women).
    Get a fucking grip. Be normal and thank God that you don't have to deal with what others' are handling.
    If you can't, then you deserve all the pain you give yourself.
     
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    Please no more snow. I've been over this cold since november!
     
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    That is bullshit (blazing)

    I'm going to goom
     
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    Gentlemen, it is with great disdain that I must announce,

    woman

    Hopefully this saga has more kino arcs than the last 7
     
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    so hard in my DMC arc rn but my urge to play a 2h hero because of Dante is overshadowed by my desire to just go play D.Chaos
    but
    GUESS WHAT
    D.CHAOS IS DED
    I need to shit myself, luigi
    -le ebin sp0rkeh man *chums a lil*
     
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    More and more people are realizing just how much of a worthless, spineless piece of shit you are. I'm still getting contacted about what happened to me and nobody thinks what you did was even remotely right. Our "neighbors" still remember what you tried to do in the past and are laughing after you tried to fuck me (and others) over for speaking the truth. All we have to do is wait for one little shabbos to come along and tip you over the edge, which shouldn't be too hard, given how quick you are to have a panic attack over a simple text, and you'll excuse yourself, one way or another. We don't even have to do anything and you'll end up sorting yourself out for everyone, and we'll all get closure. It's great.

    Context: this does not involve anyone you know
    Protext: this COULD be a shitpost
    N00btext: Teddy is a liar
    TRVTHNVKE: I am the lion, and you are the small dog.

    Edit: ok this was kinda half-serious but I just realized the exact same applies to a couple other losers who blew up at me in two different communities, within the past few months
    you have NPD bro, holy fuck
    get well soon or don't get at all
     
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