Make the MOST MESSED UP STORY EVAR (game)

It's quite ironic that you say you're a grammar nazi in a run on sentence.

 

Irony is my middle name.
OT: Marshstomp pulls out a Royalsball, and tries to capture the buff Plenty crawling out of the debris.

 

The ball smacks Plenty square in the head, causing severe damage to his skull and the nerves in his spine, making him lose control of his rectal muscles, which then causes his to shit violently; so violently he begins to rocket into the sky and gain speed until he eventually warps into the ninth dimension, never to be seen again

 

That's good^
OT: Mudkipz dodges everything that was ejected from Plenty's bottom, and orders Dialga to teleport Mudkipz to the ninth dimension, and begins her adventure with Plenty.

 

When Mudkipz finds Plenty, Plenty says that they lost their shoe while being ejected like a rocket so now they have to retrace the trail of poop to find the missing shoe.

 

But they suddenly realized that someone had summoned Snorlax, and he just finished his meal of poop, so now the shoe is no longer traceable.

 

*Meanwhile, back in our dimension...*
The Bartender stands awkwardly with the cultists and tries to break the silence, "Soooo... how bout that Manchester United, eh?"

 

Things aren't looking too good for me.

 

^ But that's alright, because the bartender is drunk and wouldn't remember a thing the next day anyway. In fact the entire thing was likely a story made up in his drunken stupor- but not even he knew that.

 

Then Plenty went home and swam in his pool of mesos ala Uncle Scrooge style.

 

after his swim he was feeling so generous that he gave glamour 5k candies.

 

The Bartender served up the cultists some fine red wines as he started to mop up Plenty's literal shitstorm

 

After he gave glamour candies, an anonymous ninja used brainwash on Plenty, and Plenty now believes that he hasn't had a drink yet at a bartender.

 

The Bartender senses a disturbance with his sulfite-senses, which almost made him drop a bottle of 2007 Fort Ross Pinot Noir Reserve
"Someone... has not been served..."

 

Plenty then decided he wanted a change of scenery so off into the woods he went on an adventure.

 

After an hour of wandering, he stumbled onto a big grizzly bear. As the bear raised up on hind legs ready to strike, he jumped and startled awake. Everything had just been a crazy dream!

 

Realizing it was 8pm, Plenty got out of bed and enjoyed himself a pint of Americone Dream from the freezer and proceeded to write up drafts for an upcoming guide.

 

Then he woke up again realizing that it was a dream within a dream and he was really deep in the scary woods!

 

=_= There should be a law how many times this "dream" can occur LOL
OT: But there he read a piece of parchment in ancient Egyptian language, it read "You are all within the stomach of the great beast Mudkipz".

 

He, however, met the fabulous Marty in the beast's stomach, who helped him return to the normal world with his rainbow powers.