Make the MOST MESSED UP STORY EVAR (game)

*IN another place* Mudkipz sneaks up on Mojang like a Shedninja, and uses Hyper Beam, Hydro Pump, Fire Blast, and Solar Beam on Mojang. All of Minecraft crashes, with Rob and Plenty inside.

 

but kat warps them out just in time, now they are back in the woods with the beautiful kat standing in front of them.

 

Then another Hyper Beam comes blasting in through the forest, scraping Plenty and hitting Kat full on, blasting him to smithereens.

 

Plenty was shattered into pieces, scattered across the land

 

Why does everyone keep killing plenty, please leave fabio alone.

Since plenty is actually invincible he survived,he then ripped open his shit, pointed his iron abs at kat and suddenly she came back to life "Oh fabio,you saved me!" kat said lovingly.

 

Kat\s a GIRL? WUT

OT: Then suddenly a compressed beam with the radius of 0.1mm consisting of (solar beam, hyper beam, fire blast, hydro pump) combined into one gets shot at Plenty's weak spot in the abs. And blasts a hole through it.

 

Good lord

Kat's just like "fuck it, I'm done with explosions; if anyone needs me, I'll be at Carvel"

 

ok no more dreams or beams or blowing people to smitherines! i have no idea where to go with the story after! haha
and yes kat is a girl

Since fabio is fabio, his iron abs healed right away and him and kat decided to go on a adventure, you see their friend rob had gone missing and they were on a misson to find him.

 

And Mudkipz slowly invisibly stalked them with no sound.

 

Then suddenly Chok and Gi appeared like "oops, forgot about that bug" and patched Mudkip's no-sound sneaking, making her movements slightly audible

 

Then Kat and Plenty noticed, and tried to tackle the invisible sound source.

 

When suddenly Kool-aid Man came crashing through the wall with a bazooka Gun screaming
"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

 

Ricardo watches from above.

 

Suddenly, tentacles started to rain down from thw sky.

 

The tentacles turn into fire-spewing teddy bears that destroy everything on their way, but thankfully, Mudkipz comes to the rescue and relinquishes the flames and saves the day.

 

But then.... Emolga flew in, using Thunderbolt, shocking Mudkip and electrifying everyone.
Mudkip fainted from the thunderbolt.

 

Mudkip then releases her bowels with an unspeakable force

 

Then Mudkipz used "Time Reverse" and dodged the Emolga's attack, returned a powerful drop of water, exploding into a few mole of light-speed particles, obliterating Emolga.