Sure, they are on a friend's chara who is on vacation but I will reserve them for you. LMK if you change your mind.
Lieutenant, I am dissatisfied with your performance as First Officer. May I ask in what way? You continually question my orders in front of the crew. I do not believe this is appropriate behaviour. With all due respect sir, I have always felt free to voice my opinions, even when they differ from those of Capt. Picard or Cmdr. Riker. That is true. But in those situations, you were acting as Head of Security, not as First Officer. The primary role of the Second-in-Command is to carry out the decisions of the Captain. In this case, me. But. Is it not my duty to offer you alternatives? Yes. But once I have made a decision, it is your job to carry it out, regardless of how you may personally feel. Any further objections should be given to me in private, not in front of the crew. I do not recall Cmdr. Riker ever publicly showing irritation with his captain as you did a moment ago. No sir. If you do not feel capable of carrying out this role, I will reassign it to Cmdr. La Forge and return you to Tactical. I would not enter it into your record as a reprimand, simply a transfer. I would prefer to remain at my current post. Then I expect you to conform to guidelines I have laid out. Aye sir. Dismissed.
Your report describes how irrational these people were a millennia ago. They abandoned their belief in the supernatural. Now you are asking me to sabotage this achievement? To send them back into the dark ages of superstition and ignorance and fear? No!
I am Lt. Cmdr. Data. Lt. Cmdr. Christopher Hobson. By order of Starfleet I hereby take command of this vessel. Please note the time and date in the ship's log. Excuse me, sir. I'd like to request a transfer. May I ask why? I don't believe I'd be a good first officer for you. Your service record to date suggests you would perform that function adequately. No no, no. That's not what I mean. I don't think I'd be a good first officer, for you. Why? Frankly sir, I don't believe in your ability to command this ship. You're a fellow officer and I respect that, but no one would suggest that a Klingon would be a good ship's Counsellor, or that a Berellian could be an engineer; they're just not suited for those positions. By the same token, I don't think an Android is a good choice to be Captain. I understand your concerns. Request denied.
Commander, I require your presence on the bridge. Captain, with all due respect, perhaps it would be better if you choose another to serve as your first officer. Data, you are my first officer. I have no been able to isolate the problem, sir. I might make a mistake. Yes, you might. But that does not alter your duty to me and the ship. Now do you know how to formulate a premise? Yes sir. Then formulate this one. How do I deal with Commander Riker and the Hathaway? I will await your answer on the bridge. And Commander, it is possible to commit no mistakes, and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.
Did you damage your face, Data? It is a beard, Geordi. A fine, full dignified beard. One which commands respect and projects thoughtfulness and dignity. Well, opinions? Uh... It's, um, very different. When I stroke the beard thusly, do I not appear more intellectual? I'm sorry I have to go now. Why was she laughing?