Not Recruiting #SHADE #first1000 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

godd im so horny.

thinking about my crush rn.

is it creepy to leave a note on the desk? or should i just go up and start a convo? fk college

we need ice breakers n shit not just work all the time TBH

 

thinking about working out for the next year, get a sexy body, and strip in hollywood

 

Make up a reason to talk heheheuheuheue

 

like wot

 

Uhhhh class materials? hahaha

 

"I like your tits."

 

Tell her your leader of shade she will love you instantly

 

LOOOOLLLLllll

ok ill try tbh

 

Guild thread update! Guild thread update! Guild thread update! #hypehype

 

Its shit like this that makes Shade #1 under the sun

 

LOLOLOLOLOLO @kale

troo tbh.

nice use of imagry too. be an english major

 

wot

wots happening
did i moss my period agon

 

coming here to vent

fking work is frustrating

i have like so little hours to do school stuff now.

barely time to socialize. cant hang out with an old friend ive been talking 2.
also was looking forward to two events that i wanted to go but dont even know now since my work schedule might over ride it.

ANDDD i signed up for a social thing that we meet saturdays and i might have to cancel. AANNNNDDDDDDD i have 2 c my therapist sat

I HAD A HAIR APPOINTMENT TOMORROW AND NOW I HAVE TO CANCEL CAUSE I FORGOT ABOUT MY THERAPIST APPOINT TOMORROW

SO FLUSTER-FUCKED

 

Sounds like you need to quit school and work for royals

 

Or be my sex slave

 

Try telling your boss that you cant work as many hours right now because you have a lot of schoolwork. Having a job is important but it shouldnt override your education or your personal life.

Or you can skip town, change your name to Hans Ofdenjyrkin (make sure to say that out loud) and come live with me in whiteville. I'll cut your hair so you dont have to worry about that appointment

 

NO THATS UR JOB NOW @@@@

i'll consider it

this is it.

we are meant to be 2gether
packing my things

i said the name out loud and it sounds beautiful.

 

work in 2 hours smh.

i wanted to dye my hair white like a fierce old lady but the hairdresser said no

looks like i gotta do more shit on my own tbh

anyone here professional in hair dying?

CALLING ALL FEMALES

 

pls help me too... I have 5 exams in a row......................... not enough aderall pills......................... help

 

I remember dying my hair pink for something. Good ol times.