The LIAR! Game

LIAR! Cake is life.

I'm an insomniac.

 

LIAR! You're just a regular maniac.

I am a liar that always lies.

 

LIAR! You almost never lie... Except for just now.

A unicorn is an obese rhinoceros.

 

LIAR! An obese rhinoceros is a duocorn.

Blur is the all time best band.

 

LIAR! You just can't see it clearly.

I am a sexy shoeless God of war!!!

 

LIAR! Sexy people wear shoes with passion!

I died because of lag.

 

LIAR! You just don't want to admit you died because you're a scrub! <<< Every CS 1.6 player that I ever met.

My car refused to star this morning, probably due to dead battery.

 

LIAR! Your car pleaded the fifth at its trial and was charged with a dead battery.

I can't get my garbage can to work!

 

LIAR! Your garbage can stole the car's batteries already!

I didn't download any virus-infected programs in the past 6 months.

 

LIAR! You're more virus-infected than you know.

I'm so busy rn.

 

LIAR! You're on neflix.

I now have super fast WiFi.

 

LIAR! I'm calling your neighbor to tell them you got their Wifi password =O

I'm a big ketchup fan.

 

LIAR! I know you're scared of tomatoes.

I miss Stanley already. ( )

 

LIAR! Stanley is forever with you <3

Aly isn't coming to my new house.

 

LIAR! Aly will visit as soon as she can and you know it

I cannot wait for Sims 4 omfg.

 

LIAR! Aly hates the SIMS!

I love doing nothing all day

 

LIAR! You're just unemployed.

I never watch food commercials.

 

LIAR! You fastforward everything else on the TV!

I'm so tired rn.

 

LIAR! You just woke up.

I'm so excited for work today.

 

LIAR! Being excited for work is impossible.

I can't wait to go to school again.