Three word story

mad hotdog's cave.

 

Instead of finding


For those too lazy to read the thread, the complete story:

There once was a spiteful prick who liked to eat fabulous bagels, however, a tootsie roll that tasted like sperm and chocolate. He ate it and became a superhero, fighting crime. They called him super bagel shooter. Though one day he woke up. His phone rang. Mayor RangTang called and while pondering, he woke up in a new dimension lead by super saiyan masterBAITers. Astonished by this, he killed everyone, including a banana which he had saved for dinner. He picked up an ounce of really dank shit and wore it to go to a saturday night strip club where his sister decided to strip down to bananahammock. He then started to touch his pack of brautwursts furiously to create an army of brilliant, rainbow-colored tsunamis, destroying his motivation to masturbate to completion, whereas he does not manage to cum all over his late grandmother. Because he was secretly in love with a sucky, whoever previously commented, she cries plenty, because ToThype is getting real close. It is real. Temple of Time: BGM is awesome, with some temples. Listen closely while you fly as a roaring dragon, on a journey to a mountain of Memory Monks to defeat the deadly hotdog master, which died with no honor whatsoever after he was greeted by a penis-shaped pegasus. This pegasus was Tom Cruise in a costume. So, he decided to go for a walk to the mad hotdog's cave. Instead of finding [...]

 

Hotdog buns he

 

found a magical

 

exact replica of

 

Matt, coated in

 

wasps and bugs

 

These were feasting

 

on mounds of

 

really mad hotdogs.

 

Yummy, delicious, nutritious

 

,he was lost

 

in a big

 

forest of hideous

 

masturbating orange pterodatcyls

 

He did not

 

even try to

 

masturbate with his

 

cute latina girlfriend

 

he then helped