Three word story

flew across the

 

ocean with a

 

[STRIKE="lol"]reach its hometown,[/STRIKE]

That didn't make sense...

jetpack powered by

 

bullshit and dragons

 

made of obsidian

 

and apple pie

 

it tasted like

 

sperm and chocolate

 

in which he

 

ate a kumquat

 

It was disgusting

 

I like pie

 

filled with huge

 

onions of Shrek

 

and cotton candy

 

bananas are cool

 

to stick up

 

up his huge

 

hairy flared nostrils

 

and his arse