OK, here goes with my two truths and a lie: 1) I accidentally dropped my smartphone down the toilet. 2) I woke up one morning to find myself chewing an antiseptic wipe. 3) I was a member of the Christian Society at university.
Matt is correct! I don't own and have never owned a smartphone. I have, however, eaten some pretty strange stuff in my sleep when over-tired and stressed! >_< OK Matt, your turn again!