Unhinged Feedback Thread

New apples cause isn't enough

[UNDEFINED]

Spoiler: Effects:

Weapon Attack +90, Avoidability +90

Dragon Apple

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Speed +190, Jump +123

Apple Heart (avaible during valentine's event)

Spoiler: Effects:

Heals 99% HP, heals 99% MP, Weapon Attack +130, Magic Attack +130, Weapon Defense +50

GM Apple

Spoiler: Effects:

Weapon Attack +999, Magic Attack +999, Weapon Defense +999, All Stats: +999

Pink Apple

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Who knows?

(M)apple Warrior 30

Spoiler: Effects:

All Stats: +15%, Duration: 900 sec

Notes: I'm lazy to add description and duration.

 

It's unfair that Holy Symbol works for bosses but Taunt doesn't! We should level the playing field by making Taunt work on bosses! Of course, the effect would have to be rebalanced in order to not disrupt the meta too much. I propose we do this by removing just the EXP/drop rate increase, while keeping the other effects intact.

 

We have ~setting megaphones enableall/disableall/disablegachapon already, but that's really not enough. We need more granularity in our smega control. As such, I recommend adding a few new options:

uwuonly: Only displays smegas containing "UwU" or "uwu", any others are filtered out.

fishonly: Only avatar smegas using that one fish spear that overflows the smega box are allowed for perma corner fish

drama: For those who just want to read people arguing about apples all day.

I think this should provide enough smega control for pretty much everyone to be happy.

 

Rework the medal system:
Instead of having medals as they are now, combine all the stats from every medal acquired and have it be a permanent stat bonus to your character. You can then choose which medal you wish to display without it affecting your stats. Medal stats would possibly have to be adjusted but this way every medal would be useful, whether it is +10 hp or 8 m.atk, and we wouldn't just see the same 3-4 medals everywhere anymore

 

Give characters a random trait, like an allergy, physical condition or syndrome upon character creation.
Some examples:

Allergy

You are allergic to certain potions or dairy products such as milk. You still get healed, but you get a negative effect as well, such as slow. Use other healing items to avoid negative effects.

Effect: Gets the same benefits as other players, but also gains a negative effect for some time. Can be circumvented by using all cure right after using the item they are allergic to, unless character is allergic to the all cure.

Scoliosis, paralysis, etc
Unable to perform a variety of different physical skills. Warrior classes is a bad choice for this kind of character. Paralysis can also be randomly obtained by dying to bosses too many times.

Effect: Can use most magical skills, sair battleship and some physical skills, but are unable to use skills that demands a lot of movement such as bucc skill Demolition.

ADHD
Your character gets hyper and has a harder time afking and being a henehoe. Will randomly start jumping without player input if players do not move for too long. They also have a hard time focusing and may randomly stop attacking bosses and mobs if players use the same skill for too long.

Effect: After a random amount of afk time, will start jumping. Repeated skill usage can make them lose focus. Focus can be regained by using other skills or doing other things.

Autism
Your character developes special interests and hyper focus, like learning a certain skill quicker than other characters, finding prequest items quicker than other players and so on. However, the exact opposite effect can happen if they lack interest in a certain skill, boss, etc. They may demand the player to follow certain routines before attending a boss expedition, or the character will look visibly upset for some time (Automatic F4). They may also lack a social battery and will refuse further social interactions if you are too social for their liking during a short period of time.

Effect: +1 SP grants +2 in a random skill. If character lacks interests, +2 SP grants +1 in a random skill instead. Will refuse further social interactions for X amount of minutes after speaking to NPCs, using the chat function or entering player stores several times within a short time period.

Spoiler: Ey yo

This is of course not meant to poke fun of these conditions. I have some of these traits myself

 

Those who tend to read a lot of ban appeals might notice a common trend with them: the scourge of people's brothers hacking/botting/vote abusing, sometimes on their accounts, sometimes just sharing a computer.

As a nice clean way to handle this issue, I recommend making it so that having a brother is a bannable offense. This would easily solve all those problems and let staff have an easy reason to keep them banned, without needing to prove account sharing even!

FAQs:

• What if my brother is dead?
  • You no longer have a brother, so as long as you started playing royals AFTER he died you're good.
• What if he comes back to life?
  • In the case of a zombie apocalypse we have bigger things to worry about.
• What if I have a gender fluid sibling who's only my brother sometimes?
  • You're only allowed to play while they're not your brother.
• What if I have a step brother?
  • That still counts as a brother
• What if my brother doesn't even play Royals?
  • It's still bannable, you still have a brother.
• What if one day I discover I have a long lost brother that was separated at birth?
  • Just like ignorance of the rules is no excuse, ignorance of brothers is no excuse. You should be doing your due diligence on brotherhood before playing.

 

NPC dialogue for alternative zak jump quest should bully the player for not being able to complete the JQ

 

It seemed unhinged until "redistribute fined mesos to compensate victims of other scams", which would be difficult to do for several reasons, but seems more noble than unhinged

 

Gloves For Pickpocket 1% Scroll

-> Adds a 5% chance to double the number of mesos received in trade (taken from the trader's Inventory).
--> There is a 2% chance of a 14-day ban when failing the scroll (repeatable).
---> Multiple scroll successes will add 5% for each pass

 

Allow Corsairs, Night Lords, Shadowers, Heroes and Paladins to equip two weapons - dual wield. For the warriors, only allow one-handed weapons to be dual wielded.
These classes are extremely underpowered and seriously need this buff.

 

All stats on gloves, shoes and earrings (except Single Earring) should be counted twice, since you're wearing two of each.

 

Watch out, qwerty keyboard users!

If you write "/fund ign" instead of "/find ign", your currently equipped gear is immediately transferred to the person you were trying to find.

To prevent this from being abused as a way to trade untradeables, any equipped untradeables are simply removed from the game.

 

New ironman griefing strategy found!

 

Allow characters to equip gloves for shoes and vice versa. If shoes are equipped in the glove slot, your accuracy is halfed but your max speed cap is increased by 10%. Caveat is that your character now runs on all fours.

If gloves are equipped in the shoe slot, your character now auto loots. However, regardless of nx or equip in the slot, you visually have a pair of Vibrams FiveFinger shoes on.

 

make dark knight immune to darkness

 

Make everyone who got perma banned each month compete in a 30 day challenge in Bera, a hardcore (perma-death) server with 1x exp/mesos/drop rate with much stronger mobs during which us regular folk can place mesos/item bets based on different possible outcomes.

Only 1st place (highest level, most quest complete, most jr.necki skins collected, w/e) gets unbanned.

 

Add scroll for weapon speed
becasue I found this video by accident

 

When an equip drops, most of the stats on it are randomized. However, the number of upgrades available isn't. I propose letting this stat also have random variation, and include it in the godly system. This would allow, for example, a DPS to have up to 13 luk, 60 WA, and 13 slots clean (= 26 luk, 125 wa when fully scrolled) if you're lucky. Maybe we could also allow Clean Slate scrolls to be used on fully scrolled gear, for +1 slot if it passes (keeping the boom chance)

Think of the amazing potential we'd get from new godly gears! And it'll add a lot to the whole system of gear upgrades and scrolls, and really let people push their gear to the limits.

 

I speak for anyone and everyone who has ever touched the RNG hellhole of the Maple prison when I say, fuck you.