Wanna hear a Maplestory joke / pickup line?

Let's try this:

Hey girl, are you a meso? Cause you make the world go boom

PS: I'll get outta here now

 

You know you play Maple too much when your girlfriend's pants become a rare drop.

Spoiler

Found this joke somewhere else

 

My Pink Bean is so Horntail that I might Zakum all over the place.

 

Dayum girl u must be a dragon knight cause your hyper body makes my Dragon Roar

 

Finally, the best pick-up line:

Hey girl, are you pretty and cutie just now

 

Yo momma so fat when she opens a store it takes up FM 1-6

Yo momma so fat she got stuck in the cave of life

Yo momma so fat when she dropped down the ludi tower there was a 2nd big bang

Yo momma so fat alone she's the crew who defeated horntail

Yo momma so fat she doesn't need warp capsules to go from Ludibrium to Omega Sector

 

Yo momma so ugly, she's the reason why Maya's sick.

 

Damn girl you so dirty I gotta put these gloves on to give you the work. I'l be in my new bathrobe, I never had luk before I met you.

 

Hey Gurl are you Sleepywood?
Cause you can sleep on my wood all night.

 

Spoiler: joke (dont click)

 

You should make paladin mules guys. I heard it crashes better than the market.

 

wait im still waiting for the joke