Metal scrabing sounds. Like someones dead pencil eraser scratching wooden desks through paper. Bigots. Just in general.
Diet soda. Spoiler No company has ever formulated a diet soda that tastes anything like the original. Diet Dr Pepper probably comes the closest, but if I ordered a Dr Pepper and get a Diet Dr Pepper, biiiiiiiiiitch. (Translation: "I'm sorry, this is diet, and I ordered regular. Thanks. Sorry for your trouble.") I rarely drink soda. I'm mostly a black coffee/unsweet iced tea/unsweetened sparkling water person. So if I, once a month, decide to treat myself to a soda (or a Gatorade, or a froofy coffee drink), it better taste like either corn syrup or cane sugar. I don't just mean artificial sweeteners. Yeah, I can tell when it's agave or stevia. Get that ish outta here. Now you have to read the entire label to make sure they're not sneaking some nasty alternative sweetener in there. People here will go to a restaurant and drink sweet tea that's made with 5-10 pounds of sugar per gallon, but they want stevia in their soda. WTF.
-picky eaters (but there goes half your dating life) -no signal when merging -accelerating towards a clear as day red light -people in traffic who speed to a dead stop car in front, slam brakes, and repeat indefinitely -people who are legitimately upset if you don't use snapchat -people who think they can read your mind but can't and are absolutely confident - <--people who have too many pet peeves
