pooped (I'm assuming this is John we're talking about right? Why did you have to make it in white font? D=<)
down (uh oh) the story so far: Spoiler Tayfun went crazy and crushed bathtubs, but GMDaniel sat on my pinata, so Siegemeyer exploded and killed a mouse. Then, Tayfun ate an antelope because his skirt was sluuuttie. Apparently cocks feel jealous of hens, but then Tayfun had a pool party with his boytoy and accidentally ate it, then he periodically made love with a girl named John. John made cakes and then his boyfriends rolled violently for a soggy loaf of banana bread. Within Fayes arse there was fifty seven hotdogs. Then, Faye rode Daniels donkey into oblivion. However, Matt smelt some pink flowers that started molding into a turd, but instead collapsed into a pile of mushrooms injected with applesauce. Later, Chelsea morphed into a majestic unicorn, then insisted on the magical warrior to destroy the giant pimple with 70 sharp nails. Later John pooped purple minions into ponycorns with a trememndous hotdog which consumed the furry leprechan while stripping down in to