A genuine spammy give away thread.

So- I have some stuff I don't need and it's not much but I figured we could have some fun with this. I know it's not a 200b glove or 6b cash or whatever- I'm poor

How it works

• You post to your hearts content
• After we get to an arbitrarily decided number (1k? 10k? 100k? How nuts do you guys want this to be? Feel free to express ideas when you post) whoever made that numbers post will win the coin. (This is going by post number, not a number you say in your post).
  
• The cape will be awarded randomly by random number generator that I'll be finding on google- so yes more posts means more chances- don't lose yourself though, it's just a 2 attack pac lol.
• No idea what I'm going to do with the Hard Walnut but there has to be a 3rd prize of some kind. Maybe another RNG winner just for giggles.
  
• I suspect there will be a few of you who will really spam this to move it along but I also suspect there will be a stall right before we hit post X- which case I'll post, randomly, to open up that lost spot. (AKA: we hit 98, no one wants to make post 99 because then it's a free for all for 100)

Spoiler: Prize pictures with me in it for you skeptics

lol shout out to Hiitsmegreg for photo-bombing unknowingly

Some rules-

1. You are not required to like any posts.
   
2. If lucky (or unlucky), you are able to win all or none of the prizes.
3. No deleting posts (I'll be watching and un-deleting posts as necessary- this is so people can't artificially move the post numbers. <-- this was the only way I could find to make this truly fair)

Not really rules but suggestions

1. Make it fun, don't be mean to each other
2. You don't have to say anything in particular when you post so have fun. I suggest a meme (can be unrelated to maple) just keep whatever- clean.

Before anyone asks this is unrelated to Staff- just me.

 

Let's go to the moon 100,000 or nothing
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spam?

 

I saw Evan at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

Evan no. 999

 

87

 

me spamming this thread because im poor:

 

Forget about Chaos Zakum, I would like to suggest adding Dabbing Zakum to the server.

 

@crimsonclaw emoji pls

 

hope to have luck on winning

 

Happy Easter!

Spoiler: Don't click

Oh, it hasn't arrived yet.

 

16, my lucky number, i guess

 

17, my unlucky number.... SHIT!

 

Errr...nothing to see here, people. Move along. Yes. just move along now.